I am a Ninja by trade. I have the eyes of an eagle and the speed of a dragonfly. My hobbies include disappearing, throwing ninja stars, vanquishing enemies, the color black, and bingo. I travel by rooftop, so I don't have a car, but then again, I don't really go out much during the day for fear that I may be spotted by my enemies. On my off days I play cards with some of the local sushi chefs, but otherwise I don't have much time to meet women. In most cases for me a wink means my stealth has been compromised and that I should flee, but I now understand that they are a sign of interest. So please, wink at me and I promise not to nun chuck you. That was a joke, my code does not permit me to harm women. But seriously, if you would just send me a message or one of your winks, I would surely double back flip my way into your heart.

Haha, you wish I would tell you that at this point! I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise :-)