Just to get two things straight before you read anymore. If you don't have a pic, don't message me. Your either married, a reg. sex offender or hiding something. Don't say your shy or have a private life, that is BS. And if your first words are "lets hook up" here is what I am going to say to you.... go f*** off! So, if your still reading, then thank you for letting me vent and just say it like it is. Here is me in a nut shell. I am flirty yet not a slut. I am loud, silly and a total "center of attention" kind of girl, but I also know how to be soft, mature and let others have some spot light. I am the most honest person you will ever meet. Sometimes being to honest bites me in the ass, but that's okay because I don't want to be caught in a lie.

I love to play pitch, camp, go to the gym, play pool, dance (not good, but who cares),roller and ice skate,horse shoes,deep sea fishing, cooking,and people watching at the ocean. The people who get dressed and never look in the mirror crack me up. I have not figured out why heavy women wear bathing suits five sizes to small and why old men wear those weird bathing suits that are smaller then thongs. But even more weird- why do I like watching these people......

Unlike most females I don't like to chat on the phone and gossip about people behind their backs. Walking around holding a device to my ear going bla bla bla is not me. I use the phone when I have something to say and get off as quick as I got on. And you won't find me shopping at a mall either. That also just seems weird to me to call up my gf's and say "Let's go to the mall".

I am a giver and give 100% of myself all the time. I like to do small sweet things to let the other person know I care. This is very important to me because often we forget to tell the person how much we care about them.

I am a total jackass who loves to laugh. I laugh at all my stupid jokes and will do anything to make someone else laugh. I love being young (in my own mind) acting young (12) just kidding, and enjoying life while I can.

I have zero tolerance for two things in my life. First would be people being dishonest. Once you’re caught in lie things are just never the same again. If you have to lie about where you go, who you’re with and what you’re doing then I am not the person for you. Second would be non- reliable people. If you’re running late just call and don’t assume that I know you’re on your way. If you have to break plans be kind enough to break them in advance not 15min after you were suppose to be there. I value honesty and commitment and in return will only give this to you.

I am going through a divorce right now after 15 years. Life is full of lessons and full of rewards. I have learned that you need to be patient, but also on your toes. How to be laid back, but not to relaxed where the lights are out and no smoke signals are seen.

Life is short, grab the bull by his balls and make your ride be worth it! Holding on to his horns will get you poked, holding onto his balls will give you the ride of your life!

Well, after I tie you up and hold you hostage..... oh wait that's my second date!
I have never gone fishing, roller or ice skating on a first date so I think that would be kinda cool. A really cool first date might be going to a pottery place and painting something together.... oh, that sounds sweet! xoxoxo