Here is me in 2009:

Things are very unstable and unpredictable for me...I own a business and I go through rough times all the time... I launch new business strategies frequently trying figure out how to be successful which has not happened yet... I work a lot of hours (and I do mean a lot!!) and deal with a lot of stress and responsibility, but I always deliver, very rare that I have a client who is not happy with me...Hey okay, I'm not a natural at being successful at life, but I swear I'm just missing it by a thread... I do handle stress pretty well, and I am good company regardless of my current position. I know some (okay most!) might consider me undatable right now but I'm just looking for an off and on relationship, when I save up a little fun money and take breaks from my business, and yeah I agree my life is hell on earth, which can easily turn into hell for you..WOW!!! NOT TRUE. I'm not asking anyone to cross that line and I monitor that does not happen pretty well and I have lots to offer (except knowing when to use commas apparently). Trust me, I look out for people. And when things do get better for me, things can go further, and you will be glad you know me...what am I saying? people are glad they know me now.. I'm freaking tough... Cleaning up throw up stains, taking on guys bigger than me in fights...needle in my arm (at the doctors office of course!!) Hell I can eat a spider.. These things don't faze me...Go ahead call me up 3am to fix a flat tire.. Theres no "Girl are you serious? This really is an inconvenience" Nope its "Girl where does GPS say you are cause I was freaking made for this!!" (my lawyer wants me to say congress felt sorry for me and passed a law that you can't take advantage of me too much.)

I'm a pretty simple guy, I have proficiencies here and there in areas but nothing that is going to "wow" people (except how tough I am!). Pretty much I have a college degree in engineering (and being tough!), I am a self taught visual effects artist, I'm athletic, I have a lovable sense of humor and I am very easy to talk to and I outwork everybody at my office cause I'm freakin _____(I'll let you fill in the blank). I am also a hard worker and care a lot about people. I like people and can be social but i sometimes struggle at keeping a conversation going (doctors say there is no room left for this, all the brain cells are dedicated to being tough! I'm kidding there is room, its just empty...).

I'm just looking to go out and have an enjoyable time with a woman and see what happens. Again, don't worry, I won't burden you with the stress of my life, hey, I'm so tough I don't think it even burdens me!!

Oh, and I should mention tough guy does not mean I am dominate. I am a total push over when it comes to women... But right after you push me over I get right back up and say "what is that all you got?!!!" (Again remember what my lawyer says!!)

And besides I'm so lovable and cute everybody just wants to cuddle and hug me!!!

...and that somehow does not contradict my toughness in any shape or form!!!

thanks!

Something enjoyable...open to most things..