My pics are all recent; I had a few other ones up there, but to be honest I don’t think the colour of lingerie I was wearing really fit my skin tone. Ah well, maybe I’ll try pink next time.

I’m at my happiest with a mischievous glint in my eye and a wicked grin on my face. Looks definitely play a significant part of attraction, but so does a great personality; I love a girl who can dish out witty, playful insults as fast as she can take them. Heh, like the ladies on this website actually look at these profiles anyway, they're too busy sifting through the myriad of messages sent by the gents.

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Being that I am quite selective in nature, the following are rather important to me in the opposite sex:

1. Must not think she’s God’s gift to men or think she’s all that and a bag of chips. Only exception is if said bag of chips is thundercrunch jalapeno flavoured, then we can work something out.

2. Not crazy. Ok, must not be crazier than the average girl, when viewed from a man’s point of view. Yes, I know, it’s not your fault we don’t understand you female types, but that’s the way it is. On second thought, crazy is a bit fun, so I’ll give some leeway – must not be crazier than my last ex-girlfriend. ;)

3. Active, either working out regularly or playing sports. This does not mean that you have to look like Barbie (she’s not anatomically correct anyway); I’m just a pretty active guy and want someone that can keep up. If you naturally have nice legs or a great ass without having to work out, well, far be it from me to turn you down (I am a man after all), as long as you don’t show up to a hike with high heels and a mini-skirt.

4. Not silly enough to think one can really get to know someone through pics and a few paragraphs. As well, a significant part of communication is body language - I can make some wisecrack and have people laughing (once in a blue moon anyway, honest); on here I proceed to get ripped apart by people who misinterpret me as an ***hole. A wise-ass, sure, but an ***hole, that just hurts.

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Now, what I'm looking for is a girl who always tries to have a blast in life, someone who can show me some of her world while I show her some of mine. A girl I can communicate with, because without an honest repoire we'll never get to truly know each other. A girl who’s secure in herself, because it’s damn hard to make fun of a girl who’s not, and if I can't make fun of a girl (and her me), then I'm not having as much fun as I’d like. But enough seriousness; I need to get back to my career, need to try and break the glass ceiling for male lingerie models. It’s tough work, but I’ll bring equality to the industry or die trying.

Ladies, if you can, please supply pics, it's greatly preferred. It at least provides me the illusion that I'm not talking to some 70 year old guy playing for the other team. :)

Go to Vegas and get married! Ok, maybe not. Diving off the coast of Belize, how's that sound? What's that, don't want to get your hair wet, takes forever to dry? Fair enough. Safari in the Serengeti? Yeah, on second thought, you're right, too many mosquitoes. Maybe start off with conversation over coffee, at least in this setting.