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Ok 1st date...lets see..hmmm. I always close the deal on my first date. How about sky diving?..NO! ok. A ride in an ultra lite?..NO! Ahhh...You can come over and help me clean my house....What NO AGAIN? I'm not doing so well am I. Well after actually meeting in person, then the first date can actually happen. More than likely I would ask if (she/they/them)would like to come over to my place and I would cook them a nice meal. I'm talkin nice, none of this no-name stuff..Actual Kraft Dinner with real beef hotdogs. (not the chicken ones). Some chilled Coke/Pepsi and my best napkins (the ones I got from Wendy's).
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