Hi and thanks for shopping by. I'm just a boy standing in front of a girl asking ...... oh wait that's been used before. Although looks are important, I value integrity, positivity, and honesty above all else. Humour is good too.

I feel goofy trying to sell myself, so instead of doing that, here's an idea for those of you having a bad day: Pretend you are Jerry and all of the different people you are interacting with are different characters in a Seinfeld episode. I have a George and Kramer in 'my show', but no Elaine. Instead of Elaine, I have 'Cut-off' boy, who interupts everyone's sentence. Sometimes I'll make bets with co-workers to see how many times Cut-Off boy will interupt me in one conversation. The best conversations are when Cut-off boy and Mr.Know-it-All get into it. There is more characters and plots, but I don't want to bore you.

If you aren't a Seinfeld fan, you can always walk around work using quotes in the wrong situation. For Example: "Hey Will, you get your TPS Reports into old man Walter's office yet?" and you say "No Carl, but six of one, half-dozen of the other". (and then walk away quickly so he's left trying to figure it out)

Hope you are having a good day! Cheers.

-----update-----
I'm getting lots of messages from some great people, and I don't want to hurt anyones feeling, but I am more attracted to those that are 'fit-slim-athletic' types, like myself. ......that sounded sort of shallow, but I swear I'm not; I guess I get an 'A' for Honesty and a few extra percents on my Devil percentage.

maybe we could go somewhere and just eat a bunch of caramels.