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Profession Corporate Events & IT
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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About Me
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE A PICTURE ON YOUR PROFILE, THAT'S OKAY. BUT IF YOU CHOOSE TO CONTACT ME, PLEASE ATTACH A PICTURE. IT'S ONLY FAIR. ANYTHING LESS IS SELFISH AND INCONSIDERATE!!
Statement: I am hearing a lot about women getting grief form rude, disrespectful men. It's quite simple... Block them. report them. forget them. If you're still upset 10 minutes later, you're giving them more credit than they deserve.
Query: What's with all the pictures of pets? Someone please explain to me why people put pictures off their cats & dogs on here? Is there something perverse going on?
Okay, about me. As if I was the least bit interesting!
I am lively, outgoing and friendly guy.
I am spontaneous, argumentative, talkative, charismatic, a bull shitter, (but only for a laugh)!
I don't lie. I don't play games. I don't pretend to be in love to get in a woman's knickers. Tried a pair on once, I had nowhere to put my bits!
my interests include people watching, sight-seeing, the arts, photography, reading, writing, music (from reggae to classical, 50's rock' n' roll to rap), football (playing and watching), dancing, eating out, stimulating conversation and God knows what else.
Ask, I'll tell you. My life is an open book, for the most part. But turning the pages can raise an eyebrow or two!
I like the unconventional. I love to travel and see as much of the world as possible. The food, the cultures, the people. It's all good! I've done most of Europe and love the Far East. Been a few places so far: India, Brazil, Lebanon Thailand, The Philippines, Australia, Malaysia, Nigeria, Egypt, Morocco, Jamaica, Antigua & most of Europe. Still loads to see!
I like conversation. good, intellectual, stimulating, humourous and argumentative. If you're witty and intelligent, we'll get on fine. If you can't laugh at yourself, you may miss the joke of the century!
I am planning on becoming a 21st century renaissance man. I WILL get back to writing a novel. In fact, I have 5 in mind. I WILL learn to play the piano. I have got a decent camera now and have begun to indulge myself in photography again, (www.flickr.com/photos/uk_devils_advocate). I WILL get back to writing poetry. Though, now that I have had so much life experience, I can draw on the darker side of existence. Oh, and be warned., Not all poetry need be romantic!
Anything else? Feel free to ask.
Oh, and one final note. The assumptions you make based on reading my profile are limited to the life experience YOU have had. Which means the chances of it being correct are also limited. Not that it matters a great deal.
First Date
Go to a fancy restaurant in a hotel & charge the meal to somebody's room.
On the way out, steal an expensive car and practice skids in a Tesco car park.
Dump the car & take a bendy-bus somewhere (don't pay of course) to steal a Kawasaki motorcycle.
Have sex at 50mph on a road that has speed cameras everywhere.
Go to a Police Station and report being abducted by aliens.
Finally, back to my home to phone old teachers and tell them about themselves!
With any remaining energy, we see how far across the room we can move my bed, while on it! Oh and it's big!!
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 | D has been a good friend of mine now for many years, a real gentlemen, That I have truly grown to trust, many a times he has been a shoulder to cry on, non judgemental kind and generous, D is funny and has a witty sense of humour. D is great with children and my own adore him. and although most women find him fit and sexy I cant see it, but then D did always say I should have gone to speck savers lol |
 | Delete well what can i say about this lil chap.he's very charming, and a bit of a smooth talker, but he's fantastic to talk to, never fails to make you laugh or bring a smile to your face...have known an spoken to him on and offline for a very long time an im real glad i met him he's respectful and funny, and a lil silly too, a truely great man.NOW PAY UP 'K' NEED TO UPDATE MY TESTIMONIAL ON DEVILSA..HE STILL CONTINUES TO MAKE ME LAUGH, BUT NOT WHEN HE THROWIN STUFF AT ME ON FACEBOOK.NEVER GONNA BEAT HIS WAREWOLFLOL |
 | Well there is so much I could say about this man...Where do I start A true gent with the biggest heart,will always make you laugh and smile.A great sense of humour and as you can see from his pics good looking too!!! What more could you ask for!! Any lady will be lucky to have him as a friend...I know I am!!Have I sold you enough now!! lol
Oh and his "What to do on a first date" We did all that and luckily he does visit me in prison every now and then!! Lol xxx |
 | A wonderful honest man!! I have known Devils for a couple of years and his personality, humour and wit shine through. I have no idea what your waiting for girls but I would not hesitate in getting in touch with this fantastic man. |
 | What a gorgeous, sexy guy! K, you are lovely, intelligent, funny and cheeky (in the best possible taste!) Ladies, this man is charming, the stuff dreams are made of! May you find your hearts desire honey! And in your words:- "Be good and if you can't be good - take photos!" lol xxxxxxx |
 | what a gorgeous good looking beautiful person this man is, we've chatted for a while now and all though im very unreliable at replying etc etc he is never far from my thoughts, we've chatted endlessly and well done to the lucky young lady who snaps him up, . . .if i dont get there first! |
| Jen78 | What can I say about K.....Do guys get any more handsome than this???
Not only is he gorgeous but he has the personality to match the looks (and that seems quite a rarity!!) Sincere, sexy, caring, and the best friend anyone could ask for x If your looking for the man of your dreams stop here... |
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