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djdoug The Clownfish: Health Canada Warning!!!
 
City kingsville Ontario
Area Canada
Ethnicity Caucasian
Sign Capricorn
Height5' 4" (163 cm)

 
Age 38
Gender Man
Body Type Average
Religion Non-Religious
Hair Color Bald
Private Images Yes
Chemistry View | Relationship Needs: N/A

 
I am Seeking a Woman Who is Looking for Dating

 
Smoker? No
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Single
Profession Small Business Owner
Smarts N/A
 
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? No
Do you have a car? N/A

  Interests
musicdancingworking out
south parkthe simpsonsthe sopranos
family guyamerican dadkaraoke
xbox360futuramagyros
paczkischocolate milkcoca cola
marshmellow squareschinese foodharveys
chicken schwarmavanilla ice creamdutch apple pie
eggs benedictlostbattlestar galactica
grape ice cream conesgrande caramel machiatotaco bell

 About Me
 A little about me...I am an unemployed, serial killer/stalker, with aids, genital warts and herpes. I am still in love with my Ex. I have 4 kids from 4 different women that I don't pay child support for. I have a flatulence problem and very bad breath. I lie to women and cheat on them in my spare time. I like to borrow money and not pay it back. My car is a piece of junk. All I ever do is talk about me. I am a cocaine addict and I live in a cardboard box. Oh yeah and I never shower or wash my clothes. I am looking for a gorgeous, rich woman with a perfect body who likes to cook, clean, rub my feet and give me money for my drug habit. And for all those women looking for butterflies....i know this field on the other side of town...Ok these are all the things that a woman really doesn't like in a man...i was joking...if you really want to get to know me message me or email me...ciao!!!!

 First Date
  For a first date i was thinking you could dress up like a monkey and we could stand on the street corner and i would play an instrument while you dance to make money to support my drug habit. Did I mention I would buy you some bananas?? hmmmmm...now there's some incentive!!!


 
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