I have soupar most excellently superior grammatical skillz. I done got myself a book an learned from it, after I figured out which side was the right side up and all that. Reading is, like, tougher than it looks eh. iT MADE ME TIRED AN i TOOK A NAP BUT i'M BACK EH. Oops! I done an hit the capsilock bunton by accident, but I will rather tell you that than go back an type it correctly ok? Me funny guy.

Mostly, I am a mellow individual. I'm into a lot of stress aversion techniques. To some people, it seems rather strange, since I do so much to avoid much negativity. You'd be surprised how simple it can be, and how much negativity comes from simple things. I'm looking for someone that can appreciate just having simple fun {as well as the psychotically complex kind, don't get me wrong}. Hanging out, watching a football game or a documentary, accepting some pleasant intimate attention, turning stupid simple things into a total blast. Its not WHAT you do, its HOW you do it. I do like going out and doing all sorts of things to keep my horizons broad. Dance clubs are not real high on that list. Sorry for the inconvenience.

I'm not really into trying to impersonate 007. That means you will not find me jumping out of an airplane, falling down a mountain, or trying to escape from a mexican prison. I don't do marathons, or rollerblade tournaments, or cross country road trips that require temporary unemployment. I have a life, and a job, and who knows why, but they're not very understanding when I take off for weeks at a time for reasons they don't find acceptable.

I am a very spiritual and philosophical person. I like to meet people that can appreciate this. That means, I totally accept that NO ONE is an expert, no one knows the true meaning of life. Maybe you don't know the name of single philosopher thats ever lived, thats TOTALLY OK. But it'd be nice if you had some respect for these things. If a conversation about a potential global crisis draws you in {either to listen or participate} then I might be of interest to you. If it makes you fall asleep, or get owly and start ranting about how you'd rather just go party, then I probably won't interest you much.

I have a real day job thats not all that exciting. In my spare time I am a fairly dedicated artist. I am a solo musician that has self published albums out and a small following of fans, I write blogs {not ALL blogs suck} that seem to influence peoples lives, and I like to support others that do the same sort of things. My art is a fairly sombre rock/metal flavor {think Edgar Allen Poe meets Godsmack}. Any potential mate would have to at least respect this.

I do use some substances classified as drugs for spiritual enlightenment purposes. Some of which are legal even! This is not something that I would expect everyone to undertake as well {though I'm kinda disappointed that it seems no one at all does} but again, a healthy respect would be nice. This is something I normally do alone when meditating anyway.

As you may have guessed, humor is fairly prevalent in my personality. I certainly don't expect other people to be as dramatically funny as I am, but it would help if you enjoyed a little humor now and then. If you don't, you might wanna see a therapist or something. Really. Being unfunny is like, totally bad for you. It's like the equivalent of drinking 5x 750ml bottles of Mr. Clean a day! Honest. I read that somewhere. Ok maybe I didn't, but I still say it's true.


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A nice quiet place to talk. I think getting to know one another at first is key. We can get rowdy later...