I'm putting out a world wide web bulletin to get everyone's help. You see, I've lost my smile. I'm not really myself without it. I have a couple leads that give me hope that it may have been found, including a vague description. She appears to be between 30 and 47 years old, but may appear younger than her age. She at least 5'7" (I am 5'11). She has high-maintenance looks with a down-to-earth attitude, values, and personality. She loves rock & roll and 80s music, may be found at concerts. I have conflicting reports that she's either a blonde or a brunette. She's intelligent with her own career and not dependent on someone to support her. If this person can be found, I can offer a reward of lifetime devotion, long, slow kisses that last for days, midnight massages, a partner that loves to cook and doesn't mind sharing in the household chores, someone to wash your back, loves lots of sex, a shoulder to lean on, and someone who will hold you at night. If you think you may have found my smile, please e-mail me as I really need it to be myself.

Well let's say I cook for you with a little music and candles ... Chat and get to know one another better ...