Greetings to all yummy urban goddesses Im 27 male from london seeking fun friendship + yumdidliumptious times
I enjoy good food movies and music seeking a gorgeous down to earth female
erm never excactly too sure what to type on these here thingymajiggys!
I continue my quest floating amidst this crazy cosmos - chips anyone?
-Foreploy: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining
sex.
-Sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who
doesn't get it.
-Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these like really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious
bummer, man.
-Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
You ever think we have it all wrong..life should be lived backwards!..
You should start out dead and get it out the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
you get kicked out for being too healthy,you collect your pension,then when you start work on your first day they give you a gold watch.
You then work forty years untill your young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alchohol,you party,shag all the time get ready for secondary school,
go to primary school become a kid,you play you have no responsibilities,you become a baby and then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You spend your last nine months in a luxury spa,central heating,room service on tap,and then....YOU END UP AS AN ORGASM!!!!
Hmmm- would have to involve a cheeky bott of summin perhaps wine or voddy ;), a lush meal/ takeaway + plenty of giggles :)
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