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Age: 35
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wildhorserace : looking for someone with a pulse
 
City calgary Alberta
Area Canada
Ethnicity Caucasian
Sign Virgo
Height6' 2" (188 cm)

 
Age 38
Gender Man
Body Type Athletic
Religion Other Religion
Hair Color Black
Private Images No
Chemistry N/A | Relationship Needs: N/A

 
I am Seeking a Woman Who is Looking for Friends

 
Smoker? No
Do you drink? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single
Profession Leather thong model
Smarts N/A
 
Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? No
Do you have a car? N/A

  Interests
naked twisterbelly dancingbingo
dumpster divingtupperware partiespicking cans and bottles
watching soapstee-ballhopscotch
rythmic gymnasticsknit and crochetcollecting pet rocks
playing with my ant farmsynchronized swimming

 About Me
 Im a spontaneous,adventurous and creative person.Looking for the same in others.Hey pretty girls its your lucky day.You must have been saying your prayers and eating your vegetables because im as good as it gets. Im Gods gift to women and a legend in my own mind.I have no money and a very low I.Q. I live in a cardboard box under the bridge. I dont like one night stands, I prefer two or three. Im not into phone sex, I dont know what to do with the receiver.If we click it would be the best two minutes of loving you ever had,including foreplay,cuddling and a smoke.

If you would like to meet, I do get weekend passes(except for the first weekend of each month which is for shock therapy)P.S.I scare small children but my mom says Im cute.







 First Date
  Just looking for someone to have fun with and see where it goes from there.....Take a long romantic walk through the trailer park..short brisk walk to the liquor store..romantic dinner at MacDonalds..anything on the dollar menu.


 
wildhorserace has 2 roses that can be sent.
Testimonials/comments from wildhorserace favorites list
You may ask yourself why would someone talk to him if he doesn't have a picture?, I know I was reluctant to as well, but I am glad that I did. My first thought when I started this testimonial was to ask him to change his profile from humorous to serious...I quickly changed my mind cause that would be asking him to change a part of him that I love. This man is very private with people he does not know, when you do get to know him you will find a handsome, funny, kind, fun to be around, give you the shirt off his back if you needed it kind of guy. I have been asked " if he is so great why didn't you keep him" well truth is I never had him in that way, we all know that you don't click that way with everyone and he and I just clicked as friends, he is like a brother to me.

Hey Girls!! Its just like wildhorserace says, this is your lucky day. I met wildhorserace a couple of years ago after talking to him on the phone for a bit. I loved his voice, personality, his sense of humor and his never ending energy . When I met him, he was ALL that I thought. He is a tall, dark, very handsome man! (Oh those eyes) Personally, if I was him, I would flaunt it, but that is not his style. He can sing beautiful and is probably one of the most respectful men I know. I know he works hard and parties even harder! He is an all-round great guy! I am very curious to see who reels this one in, and whoever does!! Job well done. He is well worth meeting.

hmmm this guy is an amazing big ball of crazy! He's witty, intuitive, hilarious, and has a heart of gold. He knows how to pick you and and put a smile on your face no matter what mood your in. Although he's super private, he's definitely worth every bit of effort to get to know. Hugs and kudos to my fave fellow smartass! Whoever wins this one over is one lucky woman ;)


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