I am in fact a dentist for the population of Alligators in Scotland. (Therefore hallitosis causes me no issue - have you ever been near those buggers!)
I also work as a trainee tooth fairy and hope to get my wings later this year so you won't find me available to chat many evenings after midnight.

In the evenings when they have all bedded down for the night - usually I head off to the local rugby club where i am considered exceptionally accomplished in the art of egomanical massage - an ancient Samoan art usually practiced only by the most busty of Samoan mamas.

I have to confess - I no longer do needle point as I lost the needle in some haystack or other, don't do dishes as I conned some bloke into buying me a dishwasher.I do however partake in a few diverse hobbies. I was the world champion bullet catcher until the championship earlier this year and am presently training hard to reclaim the title next year - the person who stole my crown was using magnets and I have had to register my objection with the Committee Regarding the Apprehension of Projectiles (CRAP). In the winter I enjoy freestyle white water rafting which is innovative in that the costs are dramatically cut as we are not required to use a raft merely a tractor tyre.

I am also a full member of the Totty And Rounded Tities Society, (Secretary) and regularly attend a variety of functions in that role.

Must go now as my pet cat - Leo needs his mane combed and its best to do that when he is sleeping elsewise he thinks i'm one of those Christians...




If you're still reading and want to see the sensible side of me, then wait till you have stopped laughing and then have a look at my other POF profile - caratess. Honest I really have a sensible side....

Open to suggestions but enjoy things being a bit different from the norm, maybe you already guessed that Haha!!!