Ok here goes, I'm pretty easygoing, I love animals, like to laugh and have a good sense of humor. I'm honest, and really expect the same. I can share my feelings, I'm not afraid to communicate, be intimate, and not afraid to make a commitment if and when the time is right. I like indoor as well as outdoor activities. If I'm with the right person I can have fun doing just about anything. I like camping, fishing, the beach, I have a 18 yr old son, and 2 dogs Rusty and Muffy. I value family and real friends. People who know me, know that I would drop everything to help a friend.
There's nothing more important to me, then when your partner needs you to be there for them when they need you, your always there for each other, I believe it's one of the key ingredients for a great relationship... Personal thoughts: Treat others the way you would like to be treated. There's no road to happiness it's a path that you follow, and Honesty is the best policy... Ultimately I'm hoping to meet a women that values that rare elusive special connection that two people can share, and that once found knows that it takes work to keep it alive and never takes it for granted. She knows that only through mutual understanding,respect, communication, honesty, and consideration for each other it will last.....

Most of all I'm looking for a women with a good personality, caring, who doesn't stress over the small stuff, she loves kids, animals, is romantic, and likes to relax. She also enjoys the simple things in life, a walk on the beach, heart to heart talks,("Yes I actually like this") she's not afraid to communicate her feelings and inner self to a man that's open-minded and willing to know her without judgment. Someone that's down to earth, she likes her home life, but also likes to get out for dinner, movies, street fairs, drives along the coast, weekend getaways or just go explore, likes candle lit romantic nights at home, under the covers watching a good movie. She like's to kiss, I think most of all honesty, a good heart, a sense of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself, to just let go, love, and be loved. And knows that commitment means much more than just a physical connection. That's a pretty good start,, So if you possess these qualities then I'd Love to meet you !!!

Ok, Now the Man Rules


Finally , the guys' side of the story


We always hear
'the rules'
From the female side
Now here are the rules from the male side


These are our rules!
Please note... they are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!




1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know the best to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask you "what's wrong" and you say "nothing", We will act like there's nothing wrong. We know you are lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, football, or sex.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape !

1. And last but not least, when your completly pissed off at us.. We know we have to sleep on the couch ;But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping ..

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.