Dude, I am so gay! I can't really get a good signal where I live but when I bring my laptop to my homies apartment I get a great signal. So he's inside watching his daughter(sleeping) and I'm outside watching youtube videos. And having a grand old time! If you want to get a sneak peak of what it's like to kick it wit me sdo this: Get a couple 24 oz. cans of 211 and a pack of Black & Milds(I'm ghetto) and youtube these videos. S.W.V., Weak, Anything Bobby Brown, Anything M.I.A., anything Eazy-E, anything Game, anything E-40 and nock yourself out. You could be doing that with me I'm just gay like that.
This is funny! The homie's have been using my phone and they can never remember my phone number, so I shared how I remembered it. I said," Just think "In 97 the Raiders drafted number 24, Charles Woodson." He said,"Oh that's good! How do you remember the 230?" I thought for a second and said,"Just think of how much your girlfriend weighs."lol

Okay, real talk. I finna drop some knowledge on yo ass. If the judge tells you to attend DUI classes, don't go drunk! They will kick you out and issue a warrant for your arrest. And they wont notify you. And when you're forced to call the cops to make that clingy, stocker of a casual partner leave your house, they'll take you to jail. With no shoes! And they'll take your cellphone so when you get your phonecall, you can't call your job to tell them you won't be there the next morning, because nobody knows any phone numbers anymore. And when they finally release you, you look like a homeless person, walking around Old Town Pasadena in your socks and messed up hair! And that's if you're lucky enough to be only one of the four of seventeen to get released and not have to go back to county for the weekend. So go to your DUI classes! Sober!

You know what sucks? Cold head. When a girl takes a drink of cold beer and then proceedes. You know what I'm saying?

I just had the most horriffic thought! Do you think our dead grandparents look over us? What if they look down on us and they see us masterbating or tossing a salad? Do they think,"My god, my grandson's a sexual devient!"? I'm guessing my grandfather never tossed a salad. I don't think girls had asses like this when he was young. You know what I'm saying? Girls like Beyonce, Rihanna and Meagan Good. Asses that you just want to kiss, bite and eat... I hope they can't see stuff like that.

I am not a sexual deviant. You guys have to read this article! It's so funny! Just google this article: Man admits to having sex with 1,000 cars.

"Drop" From Yin Yang Twins is my favorite video ever! Either that or "Certafied Gangstas" From that one fool featuring Game with the "Boyz in the hood" beat. Or that other Yin Yang video. The one that was like Sin City. You know what I'm saying?

Haha, I got it on Tivo!

We could dress up like clowns and scare children.lol