Life is 10% what happens to you, 90% how you react to it

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It's better to appologize than ask for acceptence. If you appologize, you allready did what you wanted to do. When you ask for acceptence, you might get rejected.

Ladies, COUGER isn't the other C word. To me, it mean a woman who is obviously older, but still has it. Anyone who would reject Diane Lane opposed to Lindsey Lohan...Hasn't watched UNFAITHFUL.

I think Lady Heather should replace Grissom on CSI:LV. Just imagine the catfights with Willows.

Who is TRUELY the most confident man at the beach. The fat slob who doesn't care if he's being noticed, or the ADONIS in a speedo just begging people to look at him?

But seriously, I thought I would stop watching CSI when I found out William Petterson was leaving. Until I hear Lawrence Fishburn will replace him. Great Choice. Either of them should have played the lead in THE DAVINCI CODE. Tom Hanks was terribly misscast.

Two kinds of people wear sunglasses indoors: Blind People and A$$holes.

The NHL playoffs just arn't the same without Chicago in it. I still get chills watching the National Anthem at the 91 All Star Game. I can watch it on YouTube forever.

Best movie chemistry : CLOONEY & LOPEZ in OUT OF SIGHT. Chemistry isn't about looking at each other and letting hormoners take over. It's about patience, how you act when NOT around each other and taking the time to GET one another.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER fans are just like TRECKIES, except they get laid.

I think this is the best season SNL ever had. Just give KRISTIN WIGG and JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE their Emmys allready.
The only thing I didn't like was the biasness and favortism to Obama, but anything Republican is off limits. Especially the last Weekend Update in Seth & Amy's 'REALLY' when they made fun of a university in Arizona for not giving Obama an Honerary Doctorite because he's just begun his predidency and hasn't done much. Only become the First Amfrican American to become president
...really..Seth & Amy????
He's only run against a party that elected the worst president ever. You know else who could have won that election.....ANYBODY DEMOCRATIC.
....Really!!!!
Billy Crystal doing his Sammy Davis Jr. immpression would not only be the first Black, but also the first Jew.
....Really????
Ted Danson in Blackface after the Whoopie Goldberg Celebrity Roast in'94 would have won.
....Really!!!!
Michael 'Kramer' Richards' stand up routine would have at least tied 'W'
....REALLY....
Bob Barker would have voted for Michael Vick if it ment 'No More Republicans'
Chris Benoit would have at least tied.
REALLLY....REALLY!!!!REALLY????

Poor Tiger Woods. His career has hit the ground faster and harder than Owen Hart. Is 12 years to soon?

For those who didn't get DONNIE DARKO. It's about what would you do if you knew you were gonna die in 28 days. Would you live it with regrets, or do what feels good. Of all of my regretts. It's the ones I didn't to that stick out the most.

Something casual at first. Coffee-lounge. If the chemistry is there, it will all go uphill from there.
Defineately not a movie. What...we're supposed to talk in the theatre.