Try my quiz to see if you are compatible with me.
COMPATIBILITY QUIZ:- Single (+1)
- Attractive, thin, fit (+1)
- Shorter than me with heels on [You're wearing the heels not me.] (+1)
- Local/close enough to visit - often (+1)
- No kids from prior relationships, but open to having some with me (+1)
- A sensible sexual history (+1)
- Intelligent and educated (+1)
- My age...roughly or younger (+1)
- A heart that isn't black (+1)
- Not deaf, blind, or mute (+1)
- Not physically impaired or disabled (+1)
- Legal Canadian citizen (+1)
- Speak, read, and write English (+1)
- Sense of humour (+1)
- Sense of taste [you find me attractive] (+1)
Did you get a score of
15 on the quiz?
Your next task is clear: MARRY ME!!! Oh alright, start by adding me to your favourites, and contact me by clicking that button below!
Think my list is a bit harsh? Honestly, everything is on there for a reason.
BENEFITS YOU GET WITH DATING ME:1)
I'm a nice guy. (No criminal record, no trail of conquests, no band of fatherless children, etc.)
2)
I'm a smart cookie. (I can engage you in high level conversation. Something more than "UUUGH! BEEER!")
3)
I'm neat and tidy. (I stay organized, and I know how to look after things.)
4)
I have a high sex drive. (This benefit should be obvious to you - I hope.)
5)
I keep a low profile. (Ever been with someone that embarrasses you in public? That won't be me.)
BENEFITS I GET WITH DATING YOU:1) ___________________
2) ___________________
3) ___________________
Fill in the blanks! What do you bring to the table? Make a sales pitch! What are your best qualities? (This is optional but a great way to pass the time if you're bored.)THINGS WE CAN DO TOGETHER:- Talk, jog, bike, walk, swim
- Movies, TV, dinner
- Travel, go to special events, etc.
- Be nerdy and goof around on the computer.
- Whatever you want to do (See? I'm flexible!)
WHY I BELIEVE I'M SINGLE:1) I'm not a "tall" guy.
2) I'm not black.
3) I'm looking for a THIN woman.
4) I don't hang out in clubs/bars.
5) I can be a real selfish b***@@%#!
There is a very real stigma associated with dating shorter guys. Many women make reference in their profile to wanting a "tall" guy, however "tall" that is. That would be akin to me having a breast size requirement in my profile - and women can even change that too! Look, I think the guy should be taller than the woman too, but does it matter if I'm one inch taller or five inches taller? Quite frankly I don't think the world could handle any more of me! ;)
Secondly, there is more than just a hint of racial discrimination towards caucasian males. If you happen to be a black man in Canada, you've got it made because you have a built-in "novelty card" that you can play. I call it the MTV "go f*** a black guy" craze.
Thirdly, fat women are like the economy cars of dating: No guy wants one, but inevitably it seems like we have to settle for one. Sure, I like curves. Curves are great. Folds are not so great.
(I'm going to hell for this paragraph.) 
I don't always put myself in the optimum environment for meeting women. (Ideally that would mean lurking around shady night clubs or signing up to play ultimate frisbee, but anyway...) This is however, something I have the power to change.
Finally, sometimes it's all about me. I'm single and I don't have anyone to care about me. Therefore, I need to do it.
REJECTION:I've dealt with way more rejection in my life than the average person. I think I'm due for an incredible turnaround.
RANT: WHY LOOKS MATTER 
Because they just do. I'm looking for a woman that is at least average or better looking. Bottom line: I weigh 165lbs. If I'm not significantly heavier than you are, then you simply aren't my type and I won't find you attractive! I'm looking for a doll of a woman.
MY SCHEDULE:I keep myself busy. I have paid work, university courses on the go year round, and a massive independant project that I'm working on. I don't have time for BS. Serious inquiries only.
COLES NOTES SUMMARY:My list of demands is quite reasonable. I want a girl that scores a 15 on my quiz. Take her, wrap her up and deliver her to me with a nice little bow.
OUTLOOK:I can be a bit abrasive with my personality from time to time. You got a problem with that?
I'll happily admit to holding strong opinions on things. I have a clear picture of what I want in a woman. I won't settle for less.
I open up to people slowly. Women usually tell me that I sound more exciting in my profile than I am in person. I have a good poker face in person and don't usually show too much emotion with strangers. Plus, it takes effort to be exciting and sometimes I look over at my date and wonder why I should bother.
We only go around once in this world, and at age 30 I'm under enormous pressure to make something happen now if I ever want a family - which I do. I'd love to find a woman in her early 20's that loves slightly older guys and wants a family. All the women my age are either married with kids or unmarried with kids, and quite frankly I want my own kids. I deserve to have that.
RECAP:
* You must find me attractive. Take a good look at my photos because they're not faked and they're not ancient. That's what I look like. I don't have big rippling muscles, and I don't have the hockey hair.
* You must be attractive looking yourself. I've been skimming along the bottom for too long and want a woman that will blow my socks off.
* You must be the genuine article. (A real women with a career, a brain, and goals - not an immature, directionless, party girl.)
* You have to contact me. (That way I know you're interested.) The odds are much better for women contacting men on this site than the other way around.
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