I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. If you didn't recognize this movie quote, get with the program! Honestly though, I strongly believe in experiencing new things as much as possible and making the most of every situation. Music and laughter are the cures to every personal problem...along with the occasional sake bomb. I'll have you laughing until you fart (which by the way, I still think farting is EFING hilarious). If you try too hard to act like an adult, I will punch you (just try it). There is a time to be serious but I don't wear a watch (ok sometimes). Stress is boring and your own damm fault. I don't care how "rewarding" your job is, you big wealthy gorilla you. I'm new to AZ and just looking to have some fun, and of course meet the woman of my dreams ;) ;) Anyways, if you're still awake and want to learn more...MSG ME stupid!! P.S. My name is really Darrin Stark, not Patrick Bateman (for those who don't know their movie quotes).

No dinner, no movie, and no kissy kissy...maybe go wakeboarding, hiking, or running. If you can beat me in a foot race, I'm yours forever! Or we can just sit around and make animal noises, whatever you're into.