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Age: 30
Dating
Arduinna : Laugh Loud, Laugh Often!
City
Kamloops British Columbia
Sign
Aquarius
Height
5' 4" (163 cm)
Age
35 year old Woman
Smoker?
Often
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
Body Type
A Few Extra Pounds
Religion
Other Religion
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I am Seeking a
Man
For
Friends

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Living Together
Profession
I have one
Smarts
N/A
Do you want children?
Does not want children
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
Yes
About Me
****Instant Messaging only works sometimes. Not my fault... sorry about that. Try email*****

I was looking through other profiles, pondering what some people wrote, and thought that maybe if I stole some of the most over-used lines I could make it work for me....

I am definitely looking for someone real. After my last two imaginary friends, many people started to question my sanity, and stopped inviting me out.

Apparently it is great if you love long walks on the beach, wine by the fire, and staying in to watch a movie. I enjoy all those things. Most people I know that are still alive enjoy those things. Welcome to the Internet world where stating the obvious is the way to go.

Speaking of stating the obvious...Of course no one here wants anyone that is going to play head games. I am not sure I have ever met someone that introduces themselves, and then admits that they want to mess with your head. After all wouldn't being honest about being a jerkface take all the fun for someone that plays these 'head games'? .... Actually, upon more reflection, if you are into head games and willing to admit it, please do message me, I think it might be fun!


Who am I? I am 33, with a love of sarcasm. I have brief flashes of incredible intelligence, and a twisted sense of humour. I am not the best driver (really I have no problem admitting that... if you live in Kamloops be careful of the brunette driving the dirt coloured chevy), I have too many amusing stories that I often start telling after a couple of beers...most of them are things that I have done or experienced, which means I truly can and do laugh at myself. I have a job, and I even enjoy it. I have no kids. I have no plans to reproduce. I am, however, one of the best loved aunts to WAY too many kids! I am a very social person, and will talk to anyone.. or everyone.

My interest are many, but most of all I love to experience things I haven't tried before. Except shooters made with scotch. I don't need to experience any of those again. Ever.

I have been known go out and drink too much, act like I am younger than I am and semi-regret it the next day. Partying is not my life. I have a job that I take seriously, and I don't let fun interfere with that, but when I do 'let loose' I do it very well. I am not typical, and will never aspire to be. I can be feminine when I want to be, but I can one-up you with perverse comments.


Cheers!



**If you read any of my forum posts and are unable to grasp humour and sarcasm that usually lies within them, please do not contact me, we will NOT be compatible.**

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Not looking to date.... at all. I am happily involved with someone.
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Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Testimonials/comments from Arduinna favorites list
bcboy72Ardi, Ardi, Ardi...The last time I was with this fireball we (Cnote and I) were cuddled up with her in the backseat of a car..there is alot more to that story..lol... On an extremely hot day last summer, I met up with her on a hiking path where she was jogging...and I tried explaining to her that it was much too warm to be overexerting oneself. In her feminist movement way she explained that it was a perfect day as the public was less apt to be whining about showing some skin with all the heat...It made perfect sense to me, but I did point out that she should probably have on more than just a pair of runners...at this point she looked down and said that she did have a sock on, but must have lost it doing wind sprints in the park... S. is a fantastic girl, and lots of fun to be around...Good luck trying to stop laughing at..I mean...with her!! See ya soon S!!!

I had so much fun getting to know this lady at the New Year's Eve Party at John B's. What a great evening, great company, and great fun. Insanely honest and funny. Such a pleasure meeting you and hanging out with you. It is too bad you live so far away. Can't wait until I meet up with you again Arduinna.

I love knowing this fabulous woman. I am so glad i met her because she is a riot to be around. talk about making a girl laugh! and always being such a good time! i live for our Random Tuesday's! she's a great friend, good listener, gives great advice, and doesn't mind picking up a bottle of washer fluid for a friend. live laugh love and have fun doing it - that's what i'm about, and that's what this girl is about too - and i love it! ~YOU ROCK CHICA~ Break a Leg ~ BAHAHAHAHA


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