| phillyphan2 The Hammerhead:
I JUST WANNA LIVE, (AAAGGGHHHHHHH) |
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| City |
upland California |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Mixed Race |
| Sign |
Capricorn |
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Height | 6' 0" (183 cm)
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| Age |
39 |
| Gender |
Man |
| Body Type |
Athletic |
| Religion |
Other Religion |
| Hair Color |
Brown |
| Private Images |
Yes | | Chemistry |
N/A | Relationship Needs: N/A |
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
for |
Dating |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
No |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
Sam Garvin--Male Prostitute, ret. |
| Smarts |
Graduate degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | I am here as phillyphan, but forgot my pw. doh. So I can't get in there anymore, rats. The following is copied from there, so please use this, to wit:
Every profile has the standard verbiage, like; honest, fun-fun-fun, nice, laugh, down-to-earth, easy going, kind-hearted, hard-working, no games, sincere, excepts my children, loves this-and-that, blah blah blah. Because everybody says the same thing, there's no real info exchanged. So, Let's do something different for a change. Tell me something about you, that's not so perfunctory, obligatory, or politically correct. Give me the unusual, and the quirkey. I want to know what you'll be like after I've known you for a year. Just be yourself, and dont worry about what other people think, because those that matter to you wont mind, and those that do mind shouldn't matter to you. so............
Look it, I'll start:
STOP. DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION
-first and foremost, all women are queens and are as beautiful as the sun and should be treated as such, always, and without exception. I bow to you ladies.
-i don't fold my socks, or underwear
-I'll wear jeans 3 - 4 times before I wash them. (seriously)
-I rake leaves (no blower here)
-I don't mind my own fart smell, but anybody else's peeeuuuww.
-I only eat tunafish, and no other seafood, (I know, I know. Don't be my mother)
-my resting heart rate is about 45 beats per minute.
-I limit my tv.(why waste ur life watching others, you know?)
-scared to fly
-scared of heights
-i wint to kolidge. (does it show?)
-kan't sppel
-kan't tipe iether
-I love snow, but hate the cold
-what's up with all this CAMPING. I'm from Philly. I don't CAMP, lol
-I haven't played the stock market in the last 4 years
-have more $ now than those that did
-be careful who you marry. Indeed, love is grand......but divorce is about 10 grand
-I'm not that smart, Just try harder than everyone else.
-I'm right handed, and apparantly right footed.
-rebuilt an entire porsche motor without directions. yeah baby
-sticks over automatics
-Don't drink/smoke/curse/gamble/or do drugs. But I do have one vice though,(grin)
-I like my money
-I like your money
-I dance naked at home
-I have an outty, not an inny
-I masturb......uhm, scratch that. (you'll have to contact me for that one)
-eh screw it, I love orgasms everyday. What!, it's a great gift from god and it's free. (where are we, Mr Roger's neighborhood?)
-my paper money is arranged in the same orientation
-I believe in angels
-I worship no human. (My Grand father was my hero as a lad)
-My two Grandmothers are now my heroes posthumously.
-prefer briefs over boxers (I need the support).....for real.
-I'm very independent and don't follow anybody's path, I blaze my own path and leave a trail.
-I bite my nails, and manicure them with my teeth. (doesn't everybody?)
-I think Target is better than Walmart, but Walmart's cheaper. (open to discussion)
-don't like roaches in my domicile, but I'll except spiders, mice, and thousand leggers. (they all kill roaches).
-think cincinnati drivers are the SLOWEST IN THE WORLD.
-I have gotten numerous traffic tickets.
-I'm an engineer and heres the deal on attitudes:
---------To the optimist, the glass is half full.
---------To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
---------To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
-I'm a mechanic and here's the deal on cars:
---------fast + cheap = not reliable
---------reliable + cheap = not fast
---------reliable + fast = not cheap
-I think Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom are cute, and I'm not gay
-I can't figure out why Barbara Steisand gets so much props.
-I'm a nice guy, but a baaaad boy.
-I'm a butch lesbian trapped inside a man's body
-I find myself in a place where I'm "last seen"
-I love women in french-cut, high thigh panties + front snap bras.(I'm still a male for chrissake!)
-And the last time i was inside a woman....it was the statue of liberty.
-I love women with some girth
-I have hairless, baby soft skin
-I'm packing so much heat, you're gonna get a tan!
-had a ferret in college
-cowbell.......I NEED MORE COWBELL
-I spit for distance. (eeuuww). sometimes placement
-my only criteria for females, is that you use utensils when we go out!
-I need affection like a car needs gas.
-My strategy in the race of life: start at the back of the pack and taper off towards the end.
my philosophies:
-"It aint what you got...it's about what you keep..."
-If you aint cheatin, you aint tryin hard enough!
- God watches over us, but just in case, keep it loaded!
-"Don't care where my bed's at...no matter where it goes, I know where my head's at" (think about it)
-I need treatment, (lol)
-in all my realtionships, as in my life experiences, I will always risk going too far, cuz only then can I find out just how far I can go.
-And I move fast with relationships, because it doesn't take all day to recognize sunshine
my favorite quotes:
"your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing"--Abraham Lincoln
"insanity is doing the same thing over and over and over, and expecting a different result"--Benjamin Franklin
_"I always let people have the last word, because I get the last laugh" --Me
made you laugh,.........didn't I?
peace
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| | First Date |
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I would:
1) arrive on time
2) immediately get nervous
3) contemplate bagging out. Then, build up enough courage to
go thru with it. (After all, I did get dressed)
4) Pizza, soft music, convertible, feet up, overlooking
beautiful landscape, etc.
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