| Tiswood :
c'est la guerre |
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| City |
Goat Roper Gulch Missouri |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Aries |
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Height | 6' 0" (183 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Dating |
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| Smoker? |
Occasionally |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Divorced |
| Profession |
Snake Charmer Extrodinaire and Cat Herder |
| Smarts |
N/A |
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| Do you want children? |
Does not want children |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
All my kids are over 18 |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | Im an easy going person who happens to have grown weary of all the scammers and liars on the internet. I realize that you can be ANYTHING you want to be online, but as I recall, I dont have a headline on this profile that says "MENTALLY DEFECTIVE WOMEN, PLEASE WRITE TO ME"...Despite some information you may have recieved, I AM NOT a talent scout for the "Jerry Springer Show" nor am I the photo editor for "HUSTLER" magazine...I DO have pictures available, for those who are interested, but I don't post a picture for general viewing...(I'd rather stay incognito, because, quite frankly I really don't want some "people" that have responded to know who I am...By the way, if you place a huge emphasis on a picture, that tells me you are probably too shallow for my tastes, and I really DONT want to know you...Yes, physical attraction is important, however, if thats what you base a relationship on, please, go to the next profile...I love aviation or anything to do with aircraft. Im an old "racer" and I still enjoy watching races. I like street machines, hot rods, racecars and motorcycles. I design and build custom furniture and cabinetry, as well as being a construction superintendent, so no, I'm NOT "AFTER YOUR MONEY"...lol. I am an animal lover. My 2 Great Pyrenese dogs and 1 cat are my "kids" now .... Im interested in meeting someone with "like" interests as well as new things that I havent done. Im always up for learning or doing something new. If you're looking for a TOTALLY HONEST, straight forward, no holds barred type of guy well, youve just met him...I speak my mind, and take NO "prisoners".... Please, if youre into stupid games, are out to try and change a person to meet your own shallow requirements, are looking for extracurricular activities or are out to hurt just for the sake of hurting, dont waste my time..Life is WAAAAAY too short to play silly Jr. High girly games...(besides at our age fun doesnt include asinine crap...you ARE an adult arent you???..Remember, what goes around, comes around... UPDATE: If you put you are wanting "HONESTY" in your profile, be sure thats what you mean, because, sometimes, the truth and honesty DO hurt....and just be sure you dont mean "I want Honesty, except in MY case"...Show me an HONEST WOMAN, and I'll show you an HONEST MAN!....UPDATE #2 It would seem that there a lot of so called "professionals" (just waiting to spew forth their "EXPERT" opinion) floating around on this site, however, my question is, if they have such a firm grip on whats needed by someone, then why the hell are they themselves on this site? Could be a case of their former "significant other" not wanting to listen to the spew either?.. My "strong suggestion"..."Clean up your own house before you try to clean mine!".... I'm quite healthy and VERY happy in my own skin, so I really DONT need to be psychoanalyzed by a graduate of Dr. Phil's school of TV Psychology and Bottle Washing... For you that confuse anger with straight from the hip honesty, I am NOT angry at all...actually, I find some of the "responses" good for a huge laugh! (did that hit a little too close to home????..) Obviously, I have a great sense of humor----if I didnt I wouldnt be on this site to begin with..I suppose one shouldnt be so critical, considering the price...You get what you pay for...right???.. If you can't stand dry (sometimes sarcastic) humor, then feel free to take the last door on the left..(The one marked "EXIT"..)UPDATE #4 No, I am NOT bitter as a few of you have come to call me....I've just been down the road a couple of times, so that makes me "WISE"...as in WISE to most all the ignorant games some try so hard to play....Been there...done that...bought that T-shirt...ain't going back anytime soon....A question for tattoo'd women: What happens in a few years when that flying eagle across your back begins to sag a bit and starts to look like a ruptured duck or that "vine" around your arm starts to look like something akin to poison sumac??? Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass, and it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You weren't spiritual, you were just drunk...(you don't really want to know what I think about tattoos on your boobs, now do ya???)
19 Thoughts to Ponder for 2009 and beyond
(Stay tuned for further updates as they become available)
Number 19.. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Number 18.. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Number 17..Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Number 16..Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Number 15..The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Number 14..If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, on a hill, in the fog, and 9 times out of 10, they'll have LSU decals on their car....
Number 13..The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
Number 12..A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Number 11..When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Number 10..Just remember the toes you stepped on today, might be attached to the ASS you'll have to kiss tomorrow...
Number 9..There is no such thing as a useless person...if nothing else, they can be used as a bad example.
Number 8..Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7..Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6..Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
Number 5..Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 4.. Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 3..All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2..In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird, Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2009: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America, but we dont have any idea where thousands of illegal immigrants and terriorists are located....maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.. |
| | First Date |
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We could go out and have a drink, and rest assured, alcohol does not make you FAT - it makes you LEAN ..... Against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.
Profound Observation: I had NO idea that they allowed the patients at the psychiatric hospital access to the internet...because of this, a background check AND a psychological stress screening WILL be manditory...NO EXCEPTIONS!...lol
Also, if you're "OFF" your "meds" there WILL NOT be a "first date"...Come to think about it, if you're "ON" your "meds" there won't be a "first date" either!!!!....lol
Whats that you say?..I could pick you up Tuesday evening, after your court ordered anger management class, or Thursday evening after your AA meeting????...Uhhh, I DONT think so!!!!...Not in THIS life, sweet cheeks!!!!!...lol
Somehow, being surrounded by a SWAT Team, the DEA, and the INS, is not my idea of a "GOOD" time on a first date...'Dunno, guess I just don't have a sense of humor AT ALL....lol
You say we could go to a dog fight on a first date???!!!...It might be EXCITING???!!..Well, for one thing, I'm vehemently opposed to animal cruelty, and for another, I dont think you stand a snowball in hell(s) chance of winning. I hear Michael Vick is looking for another girlfriend...
POF Fractured Fishy Tale (Split Tale(Tail)...maybe???...lol)
There was a guy that was 50ish years old and loved to fish and watch the races, go out to eat at nice resturants, go flying, and do lots of other interesting things... He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen . I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his shirt pocket. Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah, at this point in my life, I'd rather have a talking frog.'
Wisdom comes with age.....and Discretion is the better part of valor.......
Soooo many FROGS...Sooooo little room in the skillet for frog legs
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Please put this in your profile if you, or anyone you know, has EVER stepped on a dead fish........or a fresh pile of dog ......................... |
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