This is me in a nutshell...so please take note..its a no-brainer..no red ribbons or white frosting here..

Here it is short and sweet...

This is who I am not looking for...

A) Women who only chat during their free lunch hours at work (no Chatty Kathies)
B) Single moms who can't or won't openly date in front of their kids....
C) Women scared of dating men from the internet (I am not a shrink or social worker)
D) Women still living with their Exs...separated or divorced (I dont skulk behind bushes)
E) Women with "special friendships" with their Exs (we all have to let go of the past)
F) Women who only want nothing but to pose and chat on here....and do nothing else.
G) "online girlfriends" or chat pals.... I will only tolerate 2 weeks of chats...after that, both you and I know its not going to go anywhere beyond that. So either sit or get off the fence.

If you are one of the afore mentioned women...please dont respond...I will get the message and you won't waste my time...

This is who I am looking for...

A) Women interested in dating from the internet (no posers,chatties or players)
B) I am open to single moms who have talked to their kids and will date openly in front of them.
C) Women not living with the Exs...
D) Women with extremely limited relationships or invovlements with their Exs...

I am not going to get into esthetic or commercial aspects of who I want as a partner. the only thing that matters is your reason and my reason for being on POF are the same.

What I am looking for is a woman I can get along with...talk with...laugh with...and definately get into some trouble.I am NOT looking for a Barbie Doll or a Spice Girl...I am open to pretty much everything else..aside from my synical bantering..I am a funny guy...with a dry sarcastic sense of humour...who enjoys good wine and conversation.

I also have free time to spend with that special woman...so please take note...online chatting isn't real dating...so why waste time typing...

ALSO NOTE.. I am not an ordained catholic priest so if you one of these stuffy women who came out of the convent and are not used to natural, healthy flirtation with a man....don't waste my time. I am not changing for anybody...

Keyboards were meant to type on, not a substitute for romance

PEACE

Frank

Absolutely NO coffee dates...a first date should be memorable and a bit imaginative. Sometimes I pass "Timmy's" (ugh) and wonder how many people in there are on internet first dates; dreading one day that will be me....(no! I shake my head and get back to reality....it will NEVER be me!)
P.S. the drive through is not an option....If I INSTANT message you and your one of those girls who think coffee first dates bring memorable moments...please let me know so I can move on.....

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