Three main words to describe me are down-to-earth, dorky, and spontaneous. I like to be 1 big contradicting statement. I'm a huge observational humorist who only says most things for sh!ts and giggles. I know when to be serious though and can be very compassionate towards others, along with dependable. I have a tendency to be a pretty big smart a$$ when I'm not in the best of moods. However, I'm always willing to show great empathy when listening to others and can really brighten someone's day if the need arises; unless I run out of light bulbs. ;)

Some of my likes include aircraft flying, comedy writing, wings night, bar hoppin with the other crazies, listening to alternative music, watching the history channel and reality shows just for the sake of ribbing on them, psychology, and anything to do with the color blue. I'm also big into sports as well. I love watching/going to Bronco's and Rockie's games. I'm down for a game of anything anytime. I'm pretty competitive so elbow jabs during a game of Monopoly are perfectly legal. ;)

The kind of girl I'm looking for should have a funny and bubbly/approachable personality. She also needs to be passionate and intelligent enough to playfully banter with me for hours on end. Don't worry though, keeping me interested only requires spouting off random Family Guy lines usually . Along with this, I need a girl who is honest, supportive, and dependable. I'm completely turned off by condescenders, narcissists, and anybody with aspirations of malcontent. Starting metaphorical fires is fine, just not real ones. I'm partial to brunettes and blue eyes, but I'm not that picky about looks, its more about personality to me. Dates with mannequins aren't much fun. I'm banned from that store by the way...:p

First dates are so awkward at times that I would like to just keep it light and simple. A fun event of some sort like a Rockies or Broncos game, a concert, a comedy club, hiking, an amusement park, the aquarium which is by far the best place to go, mini golf, bowling. Just to be facetious, we should do it all in 1 day too. ;)