You know the guy your mother warned you about? Well, I'm not him. I knew him, but he didn't have anything to do with me, thought I was too weird. He was wrong, though. I'm very, very weird.

By the by, I am not available, for those few of you who are eccentric enough to be interested.

If I viewed you and you are wondering why, it is likely because you posted something that interested me, and I was curious about you. If you are a guy, don't worry, I'm not interested in you, at least not in that way. :)

I'm open to getting messages, but am not currently interested in dating, romance, or intimate encounters.

I wouldn't do very much for one, not a big fan of dates. Grapes, those I like.