See Tom
Tom is smart.
Tom has a job.
Tom is funny.
Tom likes to laugh!
See Tom laugh! Ha Ha
See how he laughs!
Tom has a house.
Tom has 2 cats.
See Tom run.
See Tom run to POF!
Tom looks for Jane.
Jane has no kids.
Jane is like Tom but a girl.
A girl with a picture.
Tom still looks for Jane.
Jane?
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!
Tom cannot find Jane.
Tom is sad.
Tom is lonely.
Tom is worried since his biological clock has started to tick, and did quite some time ago. In truth, Tom has a plethora of fears, chief amongst them is that Jane will never be found, leaving Tom not only heartbroken, but a lonely, hopeless shell of a man who is destined for the priesthood.
Poor Tom
Have you seen Jane?
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Hello. I'm not Tom. You may remember me from such dating sites as Lavalife, Date.ca, Yahoo, and Hopelesslylookingbutyougetf***edeverytime.com
I'm a single fellow, have never married, nor had children. I own my own home and have a good career with the Government.
I am most certainly not a psycho, a misogynist, nor am I nasty and smelly!
Rumour has it that I do act a little crazy once in a while, engaging in bouts of hysterical laughter amidst making continual efforts to keep my acerbic and sacrastic sense of humour honed to perfection!
Do not be fooled into thinking I am without a serious side! Yes indeedy, I can be most serious! This is a typical behaviour as I try to maintain my well rounded persona (not a "fat" persona though) through the sometimes tedious and frustrating absorption of literature, current and world events, politics, social issues, and the elusive quest for technology and shiny things!
In other words, I'm no dummy. (Although, d*mn, it's starting to sound like I'm a little self absorbed, but I assure you that's not the case! I'm sure you've seen the competition!)
I enjoy fine dining, a pint of your best, but have been known to settle for pizza and a good cup o' joe. I like to take trips here and there to nowhere in particular, browsing the shops and checking out the local events.
I own several suits, can tie a french knot, and yes, I can dance.
All this and I'm pretty sure that my face and body have not been ravaged by either lawnmower nor disease! I admit to being a bit overweight and my hair is goin south for the winter, but it's more of a cuddly thing as opposed to a screaming while running away thing!
How about you? Do you see any of "qualities" in yourself? I'd like to meet a wonderful woman with no children who might be interested in starting a great life with me!
WELL HECK, WHYDONTCHA GIVE ME A HOLLER, I'd like to make your acquaintance!
SORRY-NO PIC MEANS NO REPLY
Well, lets see...........what I'd really like is...............
Well, how bout a date period?!?!?! Or even an email!
Hello? Hellllllllooooooooooooo? Is anyone out there?
IS THIS THING ON? TEST TEST - TEST 1 TEST 1,2,3! Aw darn............
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