Okay - my hair's long, thick, waist-length, and brown, as are my eyes; I’m 5’8”, 46, and 165 pounds. (I've been told it's distributed nicely! Would mom lie?) I'm divorced, with full custody of my daughter, and own a home in HB; am Native and Latin American; and work as a writer.

I can be adventurous; easygoing; energetic; flexible; sarcastic, nurturing; romantic;
sensitive; sensual; shy; stubborn; talkative; or unconventional. I enjoy: cooking, listening to music or your voice, surfing, shopping, videos, dancing, nearly all music, the theater, the beach, comedy clubs, malls, parks, Cajun, Chinese, Italian, Japanese, Mexican, cycling, swimming, volleyball, walking or working out.

I will give it all to the right person! - I do lots of writing, so don't worry about a lack of love letters...Anything else? Get acquainted with me and I'll give you more - lot's more...well, at least my phone number!) -jon

(OH - TO BE SURE: I LOOK LIKE MY MORE CONVENTIONAL PHOTO - IN THE DAYTIME, WHEN I AM AT THE OFFICE; AND OTHER PHOTOS (WITH MY HAIR UNRESTRAINED) WHEN I - OR WE - ARE ALONE...!)

Some of my goals include: being the first man without a crewcut to set foot on the moon; being the first Nobel Peace Prize winner in the recent three years without a "g" in his name; holding one of those broomstick handles on the tip of my index finger and walking the farthest (I got about 50 feet the last time!); and being the first man to actually tame the shrew...!

I also would like to actually unionize those homeless people that populate and request money at the offramps of the freeways, highways and e-ways of the US, and find some sort of way to pool their wages, (and take a modest cut, of course, for my services) and offer them some REAL health, vacation and dental benefits...! A retirement plan is also on the horizon...!!!

I Seek: A woman - preferably "older," (at least, wiser!) who takes care of herself,
although age isn't as much of a concern as attitude or intuition - a woman that doesn't mind being plied with affection - a woman with plenty of self-esteem and energy - who likes the library as much as the kitchen, or the beach, or the bedroom, for that matter. I like a woman that can take charge in any of the above- mentioned places...although I'm perfectly capable of doing so!

Our first date: It's not really a date, as much as a meet-n'-greet, drink-and-think,
ideally mind-blowing interface between two people who will react either like ice cream
and root beer - or potassium and H20...!

My ideal relationship: One that acknowledges the basic physical and emotional differences between a man and a woman!

(And I don't have a Harley, so don't ask. Riding on back of one appears to be a woman's equivalent of the middle-aged man and his need for a Corvette! I DO give a mean piggyback ride that can beat any "hog" hands-down - and no helmets or thousands of dollars' worth of leather gear are necessary...!)

I hope you like what you read - and see...!

XO...!