Having being deleted for the umpeenth time, why not mail me ..... lovespongster at the mail with a G .... oh and a dot com
Go on .... you know you want to !!!!!
Thanx
OK OK .... for those who want to know a bit more .....
I have never had a poem published in the United States !!!!
I have never been thrown out of another country .... but I have been thrown out of the grotto!!
I love sci-fi ..... especially Star Trek "Enterprise" .... mainly for T'Pol
I have however been involved in late nigh drinking, staying up all night (Interperate that as you wish to !!!!), being there for those important to me, being loyal to a fault and getting very very drunk on the odd and very rare occasion,(this bit usually involves me getting flashbacks during the following week !!!!!)
I have done a bit of stand up comedy ...... the first time live is the best laxative ever ..... honestly!!!!!
I live near a remedial school - there's a sign on the road outside that says, "SLOW CHILDREN". Now THAT can't be good for their self-esteem...
By the way, I hate those emails where they try to sell you penis enhancers. I got 10 just the other day. Eight of them from my ex-girlfriend... It's the two from my mum that really hurt.
My last album was a little known piece called "The Lovemaker Sings" ...it included such ballards as:
They call me The Lovemaker
It's been lonely in the saddle since my horse died
How can you say you love me when you make me do the dishes
Everybody's partying except me and my parents
If loving you is a crime then I'm prepared to do the time
Let me grow old with you not because of you
Pictures by Camera
Hair by Comb
I am .... a 5'0" lunatic that likes talking bollox (it's part of my job description).... looking for like minded female (has to be female, preferably with a pulse!!!)
Could this be you ???? Answers on a postcard please.
I also have a warped and wild sense of humour that as on more than one occasion got me into trouble.
Want to know more ..... go on drop me a line .... oh go on, you know you want to !!!!
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