I know most people who read this profile will probably think I'm an ***hole, but that's fine. I know exactly what I want, and what I don't want. I'm actually a nice guy.. With that being said..

Hi, my name is Rick. I’ve decided to update my profile since most of the people who’ve messaged me (real rare occasion there) are the complete and total opposite of what I’m looking for. I have a very sarcastic attitude, which may or may not show here. I’m usually pretty quiet around new people however, once I feel comfortable I can be very outgoing and maybe even borderline annoying at times.

Anyway, here are some things that I like and dislike.
I rarely watch TV and when I do it’s usually some sort of news or financial channel. Seriously, there are better things to do in life than sit and watch movies or TV.

I rarely wear designer clothes. I dislike materialistic people. I always see people wearing those big, bug eyed glasses. Is there any reason you have to look like every other female out there? I mean, you can't possibly like Paris Hilton that much...

My body weight and height align almost perfectly with where they should be. If you weigh more than me, or don’t seem to match up with what you should be, then don’t contact me. While physical attraction isn’t everything, it does mean something.

I’m honest. Well, most of the time anyway. If you have to lie about every little thing you do, or may even have the tendency to cheat, then I’m not interested.

I’d really like to start out as friends with anyone that may be interested. I don’t really see any value in jumping into a relationship just because someone is insecure with their life or has some weird agenda to get married before a certain age. I don’t really care if I ever get married. If the right person comes along – well, great. If not, I will continue to live my life.

If you envision yourself being a sit at home mom with 3 kids, then you’re talking to the wrong guy. I’m sorry to break the news, but it’s not the 50’s anymore. It’s 2008. If you don’t have some sort of career goal in mind, then you need to move on to the next profile.


I’m not religious, so keep this in mind. I have nothing against people who are, I just choose to believe otherwise. I just don't want people to expect me to go to church or anything with them, because I likely won't.

I think I covered everything. Really, I’m just a nice guy looking for a nice girl to spend my time with. There really isn’t much that I won’t do. I’d prefer to skip the bar and club scene whenever possible. I don’t smoke and would prefer to be with someone that doesn’t smoke either. I’ll always have a drink (or 4) if it’s available. At one time I was that ***hole that would go out, drink too much and throw up all over the place and be sick for the entire next day. Not anymore.

Interested? Send me a message on here or look for me on AIM. My screen name is dyn0bmx. I’m usually on late at night. Keep in mind that I find AIM to be the most boring way to talk to someone. If you don’t feel comfortable in giving out a number or talking over the phone after a few days of talking online, then you need to move on. I really see no reason to continue talking to someone for months on end via the internet. How interested could you really be if that’s the case?

What's a first date?

Female
younger than 26
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.