I decided that maybe i should revise my personals ad. Not that I didn't like the old one but I think it made me seem....desperate?

I'm not really desperate. Just tired of being lonely.

I'm a 28 year old professional trying to make it in the big scary city. I'm originally from a small Midwestern city that if you blinked, you'd probably miss it. I'm loved like it was going out of style and I've been the jerk you'd never want to call again. I've finally settled down and I feel I'm ready for someone that gets me. I'm quirky, I know a LOT of useless trivia, which is a great thing for parties. I'm semi attractive, have all of my teeth, a car that's not completely paid for, a job and my own apartment! I'm the kind of guy that doesn't mind shopping or sitting at the bar watching the game (just no golf please).

So far so good?

Here's the part that might make you want to move onto the next ad.... I travel for my job..... A LOT. I'm not home for weeks at a time but I will always make time for you if I feel there is a spark there. I don't cheat. I got that out of my system a long time ago and if I don't think we would be good together, I won't string you along. It's a respect thing. But if we don't make it as a couple, I make a decent male girlfriend! If my ad has sparked your interest or you felt it made you laugh your ass off feel free to send me a smile or an email. I'll definitely get back to you! If I'm not your bag, good luck! There's always someone out there right for all of us, we just need the faith to find it.