A little about myself:
I am a very selfish person, who is an uneducated individual & who can't seem to hold a steady job. I am fat and getting old. I am balding and but bald where I need to be. I am desperate for some things, but never for anyone. Simply put, "I am a stud".I do not care what others think of me, nor does it phase me at all. You all are entitled to "personal" opinions. I do what I want & when I want and how I want....

What I am looking For:
If I had to write as newspaper personal (which I just may), it would read something like this... "I am getting older & slowly balding. I am a little over weight, but good & am well hung sexually talented stud looking for a married woman who wants to make her husband jealous in order to procure expensive gifts from him"

(For those of you who are capable of appreciating sarcasm and a little self-deprecating humor, please read on...)

Now for a brief moment of veracity:
If you must know, I am actually pretty comfortable with my self. I am fun, easygoing,outgoing, career-oriented and yet I have a good sense of style (at least fashionable women and not-so-straight men seem to think so); I have a dangerous weakness for expensive wine + clothing; my musical tastes are broad (though my disdain for country is somewhat acute); I have good hand-eye coordination (which typically translates to athleticism); and I wear a size 18 shoe (okay, maybe not, but at least I don't feel compelled to buy a Porsche).

I hope you were able to distinguish between sarcasm & the real me, if not..damn, that's too bad since you will miss out on a great gent...

I am game for anything...BUT....

Just determine for your self if YOU are ready....because come prepared....

Female
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Friendship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter