Well, I guess this is where I have to tell all you lovely ladies about me. There is really not that much to say except that I like to laugh, watch movies (especially historical ones about WWII),drag racing,N.A.S.C.A.R.,dirt bike racing. I really like sitting at home in front of my computer screen playing games, but will get off my fat butt and do other things (especially if they're fun). Just like most of you I've had my heart broken too many times, so don't feel like it something you've done if I don't pick up the phone on the first ring or don't call after the first date, I'm just taking it very slow so that I don't ruffle any feathers or get hurt. I have a very big heart and tend to wear it on my sleeve and it has seen more than its fair share of pain.

A hint of my humor:
Toilet Cleaning Instructions:
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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to

stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the

toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between

the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where

he will dry himself off.


9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Sincerely,
The Dog