I think I'm too young for dating. I miss the sandbox days where you could just play with whom ever, where ever. "Wanna play?" you'd ask. "Okay!" they'd say. And that was that. You were friends for life.

I like stuff. Do you like stuff? The Barber Of Seville is awesome.

Doctorates are cool. My parents have PhDs. My brother has his Masters. Edumacation via academia is cool. I prefer the school of life / aka: The School of Hard Knocks. - I have a PhD in eating ice cream. I am technically uneducated cause I've not been educated by an institution, as a result I've used the real world as my educational playground and let me tell you, I've never regreted this choice! I'm also debt free and have no idea what it's like to carry an OSAP debt.

I love to do my laundry on Friday night, because there is never anyone to contend with. I love black coffee. Espresso is wonderful and whomever calls it expresso -- sigh. Yep. I also think Hot chocolate is incredible, and quite possibly the most important staple.

Why am I still single? Why are we all still single? Why ask why?


Some answers to the FAQ which we can't escape when we're dating...

- I'm currently working as an IT Analyst for a really really really big financial services & IT company and I like it. This regular paycheque thing is totally awesome. I'm also secretly working on my other passion in life that we'll call my super secret plan for world domination.
- I live alone. Actually that's not true. I have a large teddy bear. He guards my pillows from the mites.
- I live in the Yonge & Eglinton area. Totaly swank locale.
- My favorite color for a Ferrari is Red. For a Corvette is Yellow. For a Hummer is green camouflage. For an EC-120 - Navy Blue.
- I absolutely despise cigarette smoke.
- I'm easily enamoured by a lovely lady in a red dress.
- I have the attention span of a Gnat. Oooh look a shiny spoon!!
- I think morning sex is the best.
- I like penis art. There I said it. I find penis art to be hilarious. If I could draw penises all day like Seth did in Superbad, I would.
- I love Sunsets. I can photograph sunsets all day and did while in Phuket, Djerba, Manuel Antonio, Key West, La Rochelle, Las Vegas, Wolimierz etc...
- Favorite fruit is Mango. I think Mangos are the King of fruit. I am prepared to debate this with any naysayers.
- I dislike long penpal relationships and phone conversations that lead to nothing. IM is for confirming plans!! I also dislike it when adult women get the heebie jeebies and renege on dates. Sh|t or get off the pot!
- I don't subscribe to any dating paradigms. If I like you, I will call you. This scares a lot of people away. Perhaps I ought to be attracting the right people?
- I like Thai food, Hungarian food, French food, Italian food, and sometimes, I just need some Canadian (Beer) food.
- I am an Omnivore.
- I do not own a microwave. I think re-heating food by nuking the nutritional content is retarded.
- Yes this means I love to cook and take care of myself
- Current favored beers: Richard's Red, Creemore, Boddington's, Stella & Heineken. RR is now available @ my LCBO!! w00t!
- The word 'w00t' is pure w00t.
- I have a DLP projector in my living room. And have over 100 movies!!! For you non-techie types, this means I have a movie theatre in my living room. And project the image onto my wall. My TV is 10' wide. How big is yours? :D
- Apocalypto f*cked me up for a whole week. I became stupid and angry and completely desensitized.
- I'm a geek. A nerd. A child of the 80s. The 80s were hands down the best.
- I’ve never tried Linux. I think the penguin is cute.
- I've vowed to never switch to Vista unless it came with my soul-mate. So much for that. (look, XP crapped out on me so I took the plunge and I never looked back)
- I deleted my facebook account. w00t
- I still can’t believe I jumped out of an airplane. Maybe if I do it more often, it won’t feel as strange.
- I have some baggage. My family wasn’t exactly the greatest bunch of wonderful people out there. I don’t blame anyone, and I’m currently working through my shit. I’ve unloaded a ton of shit, but there’s more cause – that’s how baggage works, you acknowledge and work through a huge ton of it, only to find out you’ve only scratched the surface of an even bigger crap. Emotional baggage, psychedelic baggage, you name it, I’ve had it! I only started working on it at 18 so I’ve transformed a lot since then. I continue to enjoy my transformations.



So what kind of classy, sassy, non-conformist athletic female am I eager to meet?
- Someone to spoon with. Someone whom I can spend my weekend with watching movies, chopping vegetables, making a snow fort with....
- Someone to have some challenging conversation full of wit and clever anecdotes to bounce off one another.
- Someone on my level...a girl...a real one, without an air nozzle on her neck, someone who will molest me when I'm trying to read my next book.
- Someone to go sledding with, someone to sip hot chocolate with.
- Someone to go skiing with, go biking with and get sh|tfaced with.
- I've always wanted to date someone longer than a week!
- I love asian women! After spending 2 weeks in Japan & Thailand, my yellow fever has set in!

I hear long profiles are a turn-off. Oh well. Oh and sorry I don't have any photos of my car, motorcycle or chesticles.


Here are some words I live by, spoken by some great people:

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -- Wayne Gretzky

"Imagination is more important than knowledge" -- Albert Einstein

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds" -- Albert Einstein

"He who goes to sleep with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly finger" -- Chinese Proverb

"If you can't solve a problem, it's because you're playing by the rules." -- Paul Arden

"It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." -- Abraham Lincoln

"We don't stop playing as we grow old; we grow old as we stop playing." -- George Bernard Shaw

"Do every act of your life as if it were your last." -- Marcus Aurelius

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." -- Unknown

Let's grab an ice cream, see if we have any chemistry and if we do we'll go from there. If not, let's hope we don't have mutual friends on facebook!

If you invite me over, I'll come for dinner. I can eat you out of house and home, and we can go shopping after for more!

Or we could go shopping for groceries. You can learn so much about a person by what they buy, what they like to eat, how they choose what they're buying and how creative they are when it comes to pastries. This is a wonderful way to build chemistry by gaining insight into your partner's mind as well as offer the mutual reward of not having to do the food shopping for at least a week!

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