WTF? The heading reads “WARNING” and you clicked it anyways?!

Alright, but don’t say I didn’t warn you!

Let’s cover a little ground about me then, shall we?

I quit smoking over a year ago, I rarely drink - maybe once a month, and I don't do drugs.

I’ve never been married nor had any kids.

I live my life debt free – well, there is the car loan, the student loan, the…well, let us just say I don’t have any outstanding debt.

I go to school; I am a Phoenix - I am in my second semester of college and I am working towards a degree in Information Technology.

I enjoy administering UNIX boxes, programming, and occasionally some gaming (though I hardly have time for that any more).

In addition to school I work a full time job providing technical support for mobile phone software.

I've worked at the same place for a couple years now and really enjoy what I do.

I am a staunch non-religious person.

I have religious friends, but I would prefer the girl I am with not be religious.

I have six tattoos - none of them show.

I've had up to 10 piercings - all of them "down there."

I tend to over-analyze peoples actions/reactions.

I am way too shy.

I dislike crowded places.

I can not stand the smell of popcorn.

I despise most sports - Baseball, football, hockey, soccer, basketball... I hate them all. If you are the type of girl that insists on watching sports on the television we simply will not get along.

Sports I do like include disc golf, pool, and bowling.

--Bottom Line--

I'm looking for a serious relationship.

Women who are scared of commitment should turn away now.

If you've made it this far let me know.

::If you suffer from short letter syndrome (SLS) save us both time and write to someone else. SLS can be defined by the inability to write more than 200 words in a letter.

Bad grammar makes pandas cry.

The first date has to be something quick an easy like an ice cream at Braums or something.

Something that is no longer than 15 minutes; time enough to get in and get out and then decide if a second meeting is going to work.

On the second date something fun like go-karts, bowling, or pool would be nice.