I'm only looking for friends here; I'm in a long-distance romantic relationship. I am, however, entirely too lazy to rewrite my profile, so it's staying as is. (Also, you might learn something about me from reading it; or I might learn something about you, especially if it's apparent from your message that you didn't read it . . . :-))

A zephyr to tickle your fancy and make you smile; a warm glow on a cold winter's night; a meadowlark's song in a field of spring flowers; poetry in stillness ... I'm a writer, attorney, musician, actor, filmmaker, romantic, pragmatist ... so many things to discover. Come walk the woods with me, or swim the sea, the best is yet to be!

Bonjour! I am extremely useful for knowing where to put semicolons and apostrophes, if you ever find yourself in need of any! (Notice how I did not say "semicolon's" and "apostrophe's"? Ack! It hurts me even to WRITE that! No, no, bad apostrophe! Get away from those plurals right this instant!)

[It has recently been pointed out to me that punctuation humor may have limited appeal. But I say, you've gotta kiss a lot of semicolons before you find your colon!]

Intelligence is very sexy. I do like sexy ;-) But just as important is a heart that embraces love. We've all been damaged by love once or twice, but I believe the ultimate prize is worth it in the end. Of course, that is, as we lawyers say, "assuming facts not in evidence."

I prefer to date men a little younger than myself; just a preference. You may like supermodels. If skinny women are your preference, you won't want me, and that's fine; everybody's got preferences.

ADDITIONAL NOTE RE: FRIENDSHIP:
I'm also looking for friends to hang out with, so if you're nearby and think we could have fun together, especially if you're into the arts at all, drop me a line.
NOTE: This is NOT an invitation for cyber sex -- yaaawn. By "fun" I mean eating out, playing music (I'll even sing karaoke), movies, enjoying the lake, dissing "W", curing cancer, building a time machine, sneaking into supermarkets after hours with some Wite-Out to cover errant apostrophes on signs proclaiming "tomatoe's" or "pear's" ...[ow! I've gotta quit doing that...]

Have drinks and laugh. A lot. (That's a lot of laughter, not a lot of drinks :-)). For subsequent dates: picnic by the lake or ocean, moonlight, stars, etc....it's simple: if we laugh together, and make each other feel good, it won't matter what we're doing or where we are. And if our spirits find a complementary resonance, and romance is the path that meets no resistance, you'll know whenever you're with me that you're the most fascinating, delightful, supremely scrumptious man on earth. (Was that too New Agey? I can't help it if I like Celtic music!)

I'd really like to move somewhere the heat won't kill you and the accents are really cool. I'd move to Europe with the proper incentive! (murmuring in my ear in French, Italian, Spanish, or Portuguese is a good start. ;-))

AND ONE MORE THING: If the first email you send me contains photos of you in a state of undress, you will be roundly chastised and blocked. I mean, buy a clue ...