I'm a big geek & really like Transformers and nerd stuff, so if you're into bot talk, send me a line! I consider myself witty & (to steal a good line) I have an extremely high pun tolerance. I'm a very positive person but also very easy-going/laid-back*.

I like Rock Band (the video game). I play drums, pretty well actually. Currently seeking wicked guitar/bass player who's wanting to try out the new Beatles songs ;) Also, I want to learn how to play golf. I figure I'll need those skills someday!

I have no idea what my status is. I'm not looking. I'm just really busy right now living vicariously through myself, but am always up for trying new things if something interesting comes up. If we go out for coffee, I will think of you like I would the President of Burundi. I'm in the best place/shape/state of my life & am happy. If you're gonna write to me, like or know a few of the things in my interests, and/or be awesome.
S'cuse the mess, my profile seems to be all over the place right now!

I'm just here to go on the forum boards, BECAUSE I GET BORED & IT'S SOMETHING TO DO.
-ok so this isn't very true anymore, I'm too busy at work to be on forums, plus I actually LIKE my job now (which is rare these days) so I want to keep it ;)

YES, sometimes people come on sites like this for something other than finding some ass.
-this ^^^ IS true, so try not to hit on me for that.

Good luck and happy fishing!

* = low maintenance

Glow in the dark mini putt! It's a neat date idea for all you singles out there, use it!

So apparently you potentials don't want to talk about these topics:

1. Past relationships (I've got some doosies!)
2. Other dates (I go on them all the time, with my friends!)
3. Celebrities (how bout that Britney, she's back, yay!)
4. Religion (uhhhh, that Hathor, isn't he like, the greatest!)
5. Politics (OBAMA!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!)
6. Antiques (What??? Guys don't like talking about old ottomans? crap. there goes half my convo starters!)
7. Money (before we chat, how much do you make again? cuz I'm shallow like that! pfft)
8. Fashion (hey now! guys love fashion, or when it's being taken off anyway)
9. Gardening (is growing pot considered gardening?)
10. Marriage (wanna go to vegas and get reallllllly drunk?)