I've come to the point in my life where I have given up on expectations, especially on 'meeting mr. right on the internet'. To tell you the truth, I'm not really looking right now, I'm just not in the mood to date right now.. I'm kinda in love with my vibrator.. it gets me off with out me having to suck start it and I don't have to cuddle with it at the end of the night. I don't have to cook it food, it's strictly on a vag diet and it doesn't hog the bed/drool/come home drunk or convieniently leave his wallet at home when we go out. He's perfect. However, if you do slip my gaurd you must know this: I've worked hard for every single thing I own and I want a guy who does the same. If you 'pop your collar to make the ****es hollar' PLEASE take your gucci and prada wearing metrosexual ass go buy some gel for your hair and keep looking. There is nothing in the world worse than a guy who takes longer to get ready than me. I like hockey and drinking beer and watching UFC and obviously making fun of people who look and act like morons.. wanna know more?! lol

And, my biggest pet peeve ever... proactive commercials. Jesus ****ing Christ... honestly, it's bad enough that the ****ing things are on every commercial break but really... do they have to be forty five minutes long?!?!? I would rather wear assless chaps and have sex with rosie o'donnell than see another one of those friggen commercials.