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OpieDopey The Clownfish: fishin da sea
City
somewhere Oregon
Sign
Libra
Height
5' 2" (157 cm)
Age
55 year old Woman
Smoker?
Occasionally
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Mixed Color hair
Body Type
Average
Religion
Non-Religious
dating
 
 
I am Seeking a
Man
For
Friends

Do you drink?
Often (>3 times/week)
Marital Status
Not Single/Not Looking
Profession
bed warmer
Smarts
Some college
Do you want children?
Does not want children
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
Prefer Not To Say
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
Interests
anything
About Me
I am very lazy, i rarely get out of bed, it saves on energy, less food, less laundry..and all you married guys ( or single) looking for whatever you are looking for, don't bother ..this is not a sexual innuendo. I find men to be quite messy and I am already messy enough for more than two people. At this junction in da life, I am not putting bait on my hook, i enjoy sittin on da bank, watchin the current, soakin up rays. Pickin berries, seeing the birds fly about. Nearly all of my ex's still seem to want me , so I quess i cannot be all bad. Guess i need to spell it out for you visual men, this is an old glam shot i put in for fun in forums. If you want to see the current me , I am up the road a piece..

First Date
We would strip naked and turn into exotic South American "wanga-wanga" lizards, find a big, comfy, warm rock in a swamp to sit on, stick out our tongues out a few dozen times like lizards do until we're comfortable with that, then back up to eachtother and copulate for a few minutes, you go in the bushes and spawn several thousand eggs while I catch us some mosquitos, and then not see eachother again until mating time next year ...perhaps ...though its hard to tell one lizard from another in a crowd.

I don't date, it's like "prime time" people are not being themselves.

OpieDopey has 2 roses that can be sent.

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