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Do you drink? Often (>3 times/week)
Marital Status Not Single/Not Looking
Do you want children? Does not want children
Do you have children? Prefer Not To Say
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About Me
I am very lazy, i rarely get out of bed, it saves on energy, less food, less laundry..and all you married guys ( or single) looking for whatever you are looking for, don't bother ..this is not a sexual innuendo. I find men to be quite messy and I am already messy enough for more than two people. At this junction in da life, I am not putting bait on my hook, i enjoy sittin on da bank, watchin the current, soakin up rays. Pickin berries, seeing the birds fly about. Nearly all of my ex's still seem to want me , so I quess i cannot be all bad. Guess i need to spell it out for you visual men, this is an old glam shot i put in for fun in forums. If you want to see the current me , I am up the road a piece..
First Date
We would strip naked and turn into exotic South American "wanga-wanga" lizards, find a big, comfy, warm rock in a swamp to sit on, stick out our tongues out a few dozen times like lizards do until we're comfortable with that, then back up to eachtother and copulate for a few minutes, you go in the bushes and spawn several thousand eggs while I catch us some mosquitos, and then not see eachother again until mating time next year ...perhaps ...though its hard to tell one lizard from another in a crowd.
I don't date, it's like "prime time" people are not being themselves.
OpieDopey has 2 roses that can be sent.
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