| | hi everyone, i guess it has come to this, yeah internet dating.. oh well it could be so much worse, so let's gets started shall we? what you're about to read might hurt some feelings but am simply been straight here... so am looking for a someone with the hopes that turns into something great eventually, and if it doesn't? then it wasn't meant to be, but wait that's not it, it's not that simple, i been on this site for a while now and i met some great people, but there hasn't been any chemistry so far, and of course there's always the one who's gonna make me wish i didn't wasted my time, but that's life and you just push along, so here's who am looking for..(i know you're out there) a real woman, who knows how to treat her boyfriend, someone stable, educated, a lady and a **** when she has to be, she's clean, she knows her place by my side with me and has no doubt am always on her side regardless... in other words a cool real woman.. now i have no problem treating my woman like a queen and i truly enjoy showing it... but the door swings both ways, and this is not a one way deal, so please have your life in order, so that takes me to the part where i describe who am not looking for... but before i tell you about that am sure you want to know whats in this whole deal for you....
i have my life in order, and by that it mean i haven't used public transportation since 1990 in fact the only time i do is when i take a cab to a game because i know am gonna have a few drinks.. as for my job? am proud to say am self employed and i still do business with my very first client, and i been doing that since 1998 and it's great! mentally all my marbles are in place, i also have a great smile and all my teeth are white, since am not a smoker or use drugs, let's face it we all had the wild years but at this age? it would be a real joke if i didn't know better, am a great shopper and i can spend the whole day shopping and score great deals and come home with most of my money, (yes am i guy and i enjoy shoping) i do watch sports like football and hockey (TV and live) and i hope you do too, and if you don't? let me have my space and time and when you need the same? no worries am there for you... i strongly believe in down time and space otherwise it can go to hell fast.. am also very handy, i rarely need to hire someone to do some for me, (thanks dad) i can also cook some great food, clean, wash, and fold clothes very neatly, (thanks mom) but by no means am perfect, keep in mind am a guy and i do guy things, if i say i'll be there at 7:00 that means 10 min give or take, and am not as serious as i sound, the only part of my life missing is a great woman.. don't get me wrong am not needy but if you're reading this? chances are you're looking for someone too... i have a lot to offer and i want someone who does too...
this is the part were it gets ugly.... so read at your own risk..
i understand the way the world works like i know my own life, but am really not interested in people who are selfish, smokers, alcoholics, always broke, freeloaders, have issues and haven't gotten over their ex, live with their parents, so please have your own place (i don't care if you rent) and a job in other words? independent!!
by now some of you are gone or angry because i revealed who you really are, and that's fine like i said am only looking for one, just one, the one who knows this is not her, someone who's willing to meet me halfway in every way, and is confident about her self...
other than that? am a happy person.. in fact i laugh at my self a lot, so sense of humor is highly welcome, it wouldn't hurt for you to have a great personality, a nice smile, animal lovers get bonus points, i know you're out there so hit me up and lets make each other laugh, breathe, think, enjoy, play, each other....
i came across this email enjoy!!
A redneck, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.
They found themselves stranded on a deserted island. After being there
a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to
watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky was red with
beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
redneck. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But
the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the redneck took his arm from
around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but
there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman
the redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued
her, so they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was
well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
breeze; perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings" again. He fought
them as long as he could, but he finally gave in, leaned over to the young
woman and cautiously whispered in her ear..."Would you mind taking the dog
for a walk?"
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