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Read on McDuff.
To all you happy people out there, Top of the morning to you or evening whatever the case may be.
To all you Sad, depressed, unhappy, weird people stay away from my profile.
Please no time wasters or bored housewifes who want to kill a few hours on the computer before the kids come home.
My Kids are all grown up so its ME TIME yippee
Please dont ask me about the faves on my profile i have chatted with a couple and dont know the rest, as to why they have added me i cant answer that because as i said i havent chatted to them. (I have and will continue to delete the ones who i have not chatted with)
I dont want to participate in cyber sex or phone sex just good clean chat.
I will reply to all messages from normal people with photos on profiles if only just to wish you good luck in your search as i find it very rude and ignorant not to spend just a couple of seconds to reply to a message.
For all the secret agents, politicians and people who think they are in a high profile job and dont want to be front page of the Sunday papers,on your profile setting you can choose to upload a photo that you can send via the message system without showing the photo to everyone on the site
Please no Booze hounds or free loaders looking for a free night out and a meal.
Just a thought, those people who have selected the prefer not to say option, this is not america and you dont have to plead the fifth amendment, often a indication of guilt.
come on girls, If your lying about your age your in denile and i aint talking about the river.
No Photo No Reply so dont waste your time because i wont waste mine.
Been reading some of the first date answers the majority involve a nice meal, you all sound like a bunch of starvers and spinach in your teeth comes to mind.
I was doing some gardening the other day when i noticed 2 money spiders crawling on my arm. I carefully removed them and placed them on the leaves of a shrub. I thought this was a good omen and felt i deserved a bit of luck so whilst doing the shopping i purchased a lucky dip and a scratch card. if i ever see those two spiders again im gonna squash them.
I love Brussel sprouts yet hate Marmite how weird is that.
When I was a young lad at school (many moons ago) myself and a few friends where discussing being run over by a car (like you do) to which my friend said " Ive never been run over" he then turned round walked into the road and got run over. he ended up with a shattered pelvis. Life can be so cruel.
Nothing in life is certain except the uncertainty of life. Is uncertainty in the dictionary because im not certain.
WARNING: dont drink blackcurrant Lucozade it gives you terrible heartburn, that or i need a paramedic.
OBSERVATION: 20% of female profile have a picture of a motorbike with either them standing beside or sitting on them yet 90% of the women who have them photos say they cant ride a motorbike. what the hell is all that about.
OBSERVATION: The motorbikes on the photos all have the same registration. By god hes a busy lad.
If any of the blokes on here tell you there a fireman there only arson around.
Corny but you smiled.
Elvis is alive and living in Manchester. I just seen him in a photo with some woman on her profile it was dated 2009 just waiting for Martin Luther and JFK to show up with her now.
No wonder Elvis is over here, its all them grey squirrels we've all heard he loved his squirrel burgers. Thank you very much.
OBSERVATION: My profile has just been viewed by a 65yr old woman.
Oh aye Luv put ya teeth back in. Shouldnt be allowed.
OBSERVATION: For a man to love a woman a woman must first love herself.
Oh my god some of you women dont arf luv yaselves.
I Cdnuolt Blveiee Taht I Cluod Aulaclty Uesdnatnrd Waht I Was Rdanieg. The Phaonmneal Pweor Of The Hmuan Mnid, Aoccdrnig To A Rscheearch Sudty Dnoe At Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It Deosn’t Mttaer In Waht Oredr The Ltteers In A Wrod Are Wirtten in, The Olny Iprmoatnt Tihng Is Taht The Frist And Lsat Ltteers Be In The Rghit Pclae Aamgnizg ins’t it. The Rset Can Be A Taotl Mses And You Can Sitll Raed It Wouthit A Porbelm. Tihs Is Bcuseae The Huamn Mnid Deos Not Raed Ervey Lteter By Istlef, But The Wrod As A Wlohe. Amzanig Huh? Yaeh And I Awlyas Tghuhot Slpeling Was Ipmorantt!
My kids have gone im all alone this empty house is not a home its just a place that i reside, i need a lover by my side until that day im pleased to say i'll party hard night and day.
Im still waiting for the party to begin
Update: Just banged me leg on the coffee table. Ouchhhhhhh
People say i have a multiple personality but me, myself and i totaly disagree.
Update: theres a bloke on here looking at male profile. Oops sorry luv.
If you want me to sweep you off your feet that can be arranged, just stand in my kitchen while im brushing the floor.
Wow, just been watching the C4 music channel at 5am this morning, didnt know they showed the little person doing sign language in the bottom right hand corner of the screen. couldnt tell you what she was saying but she dances real good and i love the way she moves her hands and gives it real enthusiasm. Bet she needs lots of arm room on the dance floor tho.
Atishooooo, Could be swine flu, probably just dust or pollem
Thank you for spending time reading my profile and i wish you all luck in your search.
I shall be monitoring all photos on the site and awarding the person with the biggest clock on the wall the title of PERSON WITH THE BIGGEST CLOCK ON THE WALL, thats right i said clock. filthy minds. You will be notified by mail if you win. good luck people.
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