This is a work in progress please stand by
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I am looking for the right lady for all the right reasons. I do some strange things sometimes... which makes me some what sane at times. I do like to chat with other people about odd things. I just moved back into this area after about 15 years. I would like to build-up my friendship base again. I am not really looking for the other things yet, but if it happens then it happens.
Don't I know you from the bus?
My mom has that same dress.
Wanna see a trick I learned in Prison?
How much were your breasts?
Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye?
My tool needs a shed.
I'd like to park my corrective shoes
underneath your bed.
You think this is imperessive now
this coldsores just getting started.
Mind if I hang out here
till its safe back where I farted.
'Scuse me for interuppting
and I'm not trying to make a pass
but you must be leaveing the country
if your packing that much ASS.
"Bad Pickup lines" song by Rodney Carrington.
But remember I am some what of an odd ball so please forgive me if my contact messages are off the mark slightly. I just put down what I see in my head as if I was reading a script.
I had just added my Niece Allison and my two nephews Blake and Skyler....I have more nephews and one more neice just do not have their pics on my computer yet....
I do not really know what I would do on a first date with every lady....because I like to go to many diff types of places....and to restrict it to one place is wrong in my book and I will not take a lady to a place that she does not feel comfortable in...
Get Your Own Chat Box! Go Large!
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