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MissJamille :
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Ethnicity
Caucasian with Red hair
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drunken haze look is also my seductive look!
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Profession Midget Matador/ Oompa Loompa Union Representative
Do you want children? Does not want children
About Me
I am pretending to write something here since no one actually reads this after they look at the age, the no kids status and the picture. I am well educated and witty and will use that to make fun of any dumb or retarded email. I am not here because I am looking for my "Soul Mate" which really means someone you marry though you hate them but feel you need to get married because everyone must get married after 25 or be decapitated by their mother. No, I didn't have to have a horrible or abusive relationship to decide I don't want to find a soul mate on the internet. I know it is blasphemous for you to imagine it, but I enjoy being single and just dating! I am not looking for random sex with someone. No matter how much your mother tells you how sexy you are, I am not going to meet you for cheap crappy sex! I am just looking for interesting people in general. Must make me laugh, be educated, take care of themselves and enjoy life.
First Date
Well Let us start with the first email...
Warning: Contains noxious amounts of sarcasm. If you are of a dimwitted nature or a retard please use care when reading this profile. Do not operate heavy machinery nor put near an open flame as contents are highly flammable. May have unsavory side effects of ego crushing, blatant name calling and spontaneous abortions. Void where prohibited.
* Please spell things CLOSE to how they sound in the English language. Using letters and numbers as words should be reserved for Wheel of fortune.
* Do not expect me to have sex with you just because you ask nicely...does that work at Quicky-mart by the slushy machine when you ask?
* No I am not wanting you to look at any cam for money or for free. No I don't want to see your penis. I would hope you don't go to a place where you see a pretty girl and just "Whip" it out in front of her expecting some sort of compliment/putdown/slap-in-face/tow-rope reaction.
* If I do not demand you stop wearing your members only jacket and your crew shirt with an alligator on the front then don't tell me how much you want me to wear that electric pink rubber cat suit.
* I respond to pictures. Yes I look like mine. I care about how YOU TAKE CARE of your body and YOURSELF. Please do not send me pictures from when you were with the boys in 'Nam. I take care of myself and expect you to do the same in order to relate to me!
* If you send me something canned please don't make it so obvious. Stop sending me your weekly canned response that is still the same email you concocted one drunk night back in 1999 that you are too lazy to update.
* Do not try to convert me into your cult/religion in the first email. I am an atheist, if you don't like it find another girl who goes to your spiritual colon cleansing meets or your AA meetings. No, I do not hate your church or the people attend, just your disrespectful pushy attitude and your 1972 mullet.
* Do not email me and assume there is anything wrong with me. I am not bitter, angry, lonely or self righteous. That is you not me. I also have not done any blood sacrifices in the last month so I can't be qualified as a satanist, a witch or worse a lawyer. Please keep the judgments and assumptions to at least the second email.
* Sending me a rude email is no way to talk to women no matter how many mindless vh1 reality shows tell you it is. The women who respond well to that usually have low self-confidence and self-esteem. I will just put you down for fun until the cold sense of your old friend you have come to know well, rejection, sets in.
* Bipolar disorder afflicts millions of Americans. It is a disorder, not a method to pickup chicks with. Please refrain from violent outbursts until I start dating you.
* Do not complain about these rules. They are not rules, just a matter of etiquette and is why you can't talk to a girl without your credit card number or a pump to inflate your date
Last 5 MissJamille Forum Posts
Mail Settings (To message MissJamille you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Age between 26 and 45
Live in United States
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
 | I met her at a park. We sat across from each other on either side of the path.
She just looked at me, smiled, and giggled.
Not sure if it was her or not, I waved.
She just looked at me, smiled, and giggled.
After a few minutes of nervous foot dancing and twitching, I said "Miss Jamille?"
She just looked at me, smiled, and giggled.
Relieved it was her, I came over and sat down next to her. "Wow, you are captivating!"
She looked down and giggled.
Gently, I took her by the hand and said "Do you believe in love at first sight? I do, my lovely."
She just looked at me, smiled, and giggled.
I leaned in to smell her hair and embrace her figure.
She just looked away and giggled.
That's when I realized Miss Jamille was a retard. |
 | In all my time on this earth, I have never encountered such a stunning testament to the OED definition of "vixen" as embodied by Jamille. If one were to take a dash of Chuck Palahniuk, a pinch of Russ Meyer, and a jigger of "Kick Ass and Take Names", then you MIGHT have an inkling and what she represents...MIGHT... |
 | Here's a hint for anyone thinking about writing this beauty....use your spell checker! Writing is a reflection of who you are and seeing some of the emails she gets it is no wonder that people do not get a response when sending email (AND I AM NOT JUST REFERRING TO EMAILS TO HER ON THIS). She is a real person and does regular things, when she is not being a Princess :-). She is well versed in many areas of study and an accomplished pianist (if you catch her on a good day she might write a song on the fly just for you and you will be amazed listening to her play). She is above average in intelligence yet puts up with someone like me as a friend ;-). She is down to earth and just likes to enjoy the People/Ferrets in her life and her Sci-fi/Anime/Drawn Together/Family Guy. |
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