My name is Seamus...bonus points if you can pronounce that.

I've decided to write this profile like a FAQ sheet...in 3rd person, with some humor attached.

Q. Seamus is awesome, and I want to stalk him. Where should I look?
A. You can find Seamus often in Forest Park, which is his favorite place to cycle, walk, dine, golf, play tennis, and enjoy outdoor events like theater and music. He's especially fond of The Grand Basin, The Boathouse, The Zoo, The Muny, and the museums.

Q. What are his passions in life?
A. Seamus is a very passionate person. He takes an active approach to things he loves. Please understand and support his passions, as he would understand and support yours. These include: Playing, writing, singing, and recording acoustic music, cycling (road or mountain bike), tennis, soccer, misc. writing, American and European history, fine teas, pastas, fruits and breads, theater, keeping up on current events, traveling around the US and other places, and his most important passion is...IRELAND. He's first generation, most of his family still lives in Dublin, he's given lectures on it, written songs about it, and if you ever needed a tour guide over there, he's the guy to bring with you.

Q. What about sports? He's not a...Cubs fan, right?
A. St. Louis Cardinals, The Green Bay Packers, Blues hockey, Mizzou football, English Premier League football, and Dublin's Gaelic games. Seamus really wants to find someone who enjoys attending the occasional game.

Q. What are his weekends like? Is he under house arrest?
A. Seamus always wants to get out and play! He owns a house near The Hill, and has renovated every room except the kitchen, his final project. Saturdays are spent running random errands, riding the bike, and finishing home projects. At night, you might find him playing guitar and singing in his 2-man acoustic band.

Q. Is Seamus domesticated?
A. He will not eat children or attack neighbors. His house is clean and in order...most of the time. His fashion style is jeans to GQ. He knows how to dress for the occasion. He chews food with his mouth closed, and has no allergies. He won't eat broccoli or anything else that smells funny. He works out and keeps in shape. His hygiene isn't OCD, but he does brush his teeth more than once a day, keeps his breath fresh, hair combed, and his personal culture well groomed, fresh, and in check. His mother and sisters taught him well. He will dance if you teach him.

Q. Bag him up...I'll take him. But, what do others say?
A. He's been described as very social, extroverted, comedic, a problem solver, intelligent, honest, chivalrous, accommodating, charming, proud, well mannered and spoken, energetic, goal oriented, and very sarcastic. That's right...choosy moms choose Seamus!

Q. Seamus sounds like a bunch of crap. What gives?
A. Seamus does have a delicious, hidden side; one of sarcasm, deviant humor, and practical jokes. He can be a stubborn bear at times, but not embarrassing. A rule about Seamus: If you can't take or give a joke, don't date him!

Q. What is Seamus looking for?
A. He's not a "boob" guy, but has a soft spot for heels.
A. Seamus wants to settle with, not settle for. He's living a full, fit, fun life, and wants to share it with someone as a dedicated, loving couple that will turn gray but never old.
A. Some adjectives include: Intelligence, versatility, extroverted, faithful, definitive, musical, conversational, goal oriented, humorous, physically fit, mature, social, self-reliant, assuring, and understanding that a life together can be the most fulfilling life. Agree?
Q. What is he NOT looking for?
A. If you meet any of the following: Married or unsure of your relationship status, judgmental, ever been called "psycho" by more than one person, unable to communicate your feelings with maturity, unappreciative of basic chivalry, or demean your date with idiotic insults, I've already dated you. And, you suck.

The Boathouse in Forest Park? Dining or going for drinks somewhere with outdoor seating, weather permitting? Organize a bank robbery together? Sell meth to teens?