No idea what my Headline means...just the first thing that came to mind. I like it though, i might just have to invent some product to use it for, maybe "Fallout Yogurt". Anyways...about me. I'm a cute, funny guy...that really describes me well, i should probably just stop there before i say anything too stupid, but here i go anyways! In my free time i like excercising a lot, and i like to go for long runs or walks as much as my old legs can handle. Aside from that, my home life is pretty boring, i'm either excercising, reading, or watching comedy central. With friends i like to just hang out, maybe have some drinks, burn a shed down, anything and everything really. I have a lot of tattoos, I swear a lot, i love bad taste, i'm known to start arguments at fast food drive in windows when i'm bored, and i've been getting into off-roading a lot.

I never really had any luck with this internet dating stuff, so i dont really have any expectations, but occaisionally i meet a really interesting insane person on these things, and that makes it worth it. I just got out of a long relationship, broken hearted, but oh well, my parole officer says i need to move on, so i am! If you cant tell yet, i make a lot of jokes. I'm not looking for anything in particular, hang out, casual, serious, co-dependantly abusive, whatever, i'm not real picky right now. I'll tell you right now i'm not "Child Friendly", i'm not allowed at my one friend's house anymore because i took all his kid's money in a poker game and i refused to give it back. My only real requirement is that you're able to spell, and form a basic sentence if you email me. Not saying it isnt enjoyable trying to read e-mails like that, but...it really isnt the best way to impress me.

I'm not really into "Dating", i prefer to just meet someone, start things off as friends, if we like talking to eachother enough, then move on to the dating stuff. I'm more of a walk in the park, or hang out at the house, or go to the liquor store first and then do whatever comes to mind (except go directly to the gun store), kind of guy. I always figure if there's chemistry between people, it doesnt really matter what it is you do on a date, you'll have fun.