just like the headline says. lifes too short to be serious all the time. (if youve never laughed so hard you spit water out your nose, you havent really lived..) would like to meet someone who has many different interests, is open minded, and independant. i will cuddle and watch chick flicks with the right girl.. :) , but would like to have a football game in return..lol. GO IRISH!!! (big notre dame fan). want to know more, geez, dont want to give everything away here, how about we meet and i'll tell u then (internets great and all, but im more of a people person). if youre one of those totally serious folks keep on truckin and good luck to ya... oh, and if u prefer music over tv, we'd probably get along famously :)

also lookin for people to just hang with, some new friends would be kewl

random thoughts:

OK, so what's the speed of dark?
I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The problem with the Gene pool is there aren't any lifeguards
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous
this isnt an office, its hell with flourescent lighting
here at (insert company name) we strictly forbid the use of logic
Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved
Do stairs go up or down?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
"I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence?
* I was trying to keep up with traffic officer. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....
Does anyone really eat the red ones last, and if so why, they all taste the same.
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday . . . lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"
What was the best thing before sliced bread
Last Xmas I was visited by 3 spirits...Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker and Captain Morgan
Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of
vitamin me.
I am completely unique.....just like veryone else.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.
The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No'.
Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Backward conditioning:
Putting saliva in a dog's mouth in an attempt to make a bell ring
I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet....... so I took his shoes.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
When your IQ rises to 28, sell.
Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away.
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
If he were alive today he would say.....Get me the hell out of this coffin!
The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
A smart wife never drinks water when her husband speaks...
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic.
I got this powdered water -- now I don't know what to add.


Save your regrets for the sh*t u haven't done!!!

WHAT IT MEANS TO BE IRISH

Being Irish isn't something you do, it's something you are. Being Irish means that your heart swells like a sheet on a clothesline at the sound of your ancestral brogue, that the thought of your dad and sainted mother makes you weep a wee bit even now, that the devil himself, try as he does, will never dim your devotion to the Trinity. If you're truly Irish, you're possessed of a joy of the spirits and a depth of soul. You carry a smile for a stranger and coins aplenty for the poor. Aye, there's a feistiness about you as well, but only in protecting all that you hold dear; family, friends, faith and land, your heritage. For if you can see a masterpiece in a sunset and a promise of harvest in a clump of dirt, if you claim friends who'll buoy you up as well as cheer you when you sail, if you can feel the loving grip of God whatever your lot in life, then saints be praised. YOU'RE IRISH.

MOUNTAINS!!! or drinks, or coffee, maybe we could have a waterballoon fight, go to southbend indiana and watch notre dame pummel michigan... i dunno, an ideal first date would be to have it with someone that i connect with...there, that sounds good,yup, im goin with that(and maybe tack on one that leads to a second, that would probably be a good thing too huh)

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