First of alllllll.... I would like to say I don't know HOW THE HECK I got that giant gold star thing. I did not buy it, they gave it to me for free. I think it's kinda annoying and makes me look like some fool for paying for a free site. But I did not!!!
And what the heck made them give me one is beyond me. They obviously did not read my profile.

I don't get how we're supposed to explain ourselves on some janky profile? But here is my attempt at the ultimate shallowness provided by this Fish Tank site.

I'm tall, 6'5, I like blah blah blah, whoompty whomp wooo and dislike who cares and unimportant stuff. I love this and that and am so amazing. I will rock your world.

Ok really, attempt 2..... I love life, I am happy, I have fun, but maybe you got that from my pictures.
I work with computers way out in San RaDublinTon CreekVille(San Ramon to be exact) so I'm out that way a bit.
I love to eat and burritos would be my favorite food.
I can be pretty goofy sometimes but in a very sane normal way. Don't let my pictures scare you!
I'm really good at anything I put my mind to.

Now for a kind of disclaimer, I've been single 2 years or so and I do stay single by choice. Why? Never settle for less. So I am NOT trying to rush into a relationship with anyone. I find this often gets me in trouble because some people need more so bad and I am pretty rad so they choose me. It's ok to like someone and not be in a relationship! Take your time, see if it is really worth it.
So if you fall in love with me.... I did warn you how awesome I am. But who knows, maybe you're that one that will win me over. I kinda hope so.....

Just be real, I can handle the truth. I hope you can.
No games, no BS no fake stuff. I have everything I need in life and have nothing to gain by being fake. I honestly don't get some people or what goes through their minds.
Never settle for less, be happy with yourself and learn from your mistakes.

Back on track here....
In a person the obvious mandatories do apply. You must be honest, open, real, intelligent, thoughtful, humorous, fun, adventurous and well balanced. I get along great well with real people. Is that you? I also love critical thinkers, and thought challengers. Ohhhh and if you're a Ninja, major points.

I keep getting random emails saying the carebear picture is creepy. Is it really? It's so a joke! And that is my sisters carebear and gun! Jeeeez people.

p.s.
yo momma

It really depends on the person and situation.

Honestly I don't like the word "date". You and I shall be hanging out, not going on a "date". Let's just chill no pressure. This isn't a game show or anything.
I never understood the generic let's go out to dinner and a movie thing. Great idea, we just met so let's put ourselves in a face to face eating situation asking each other a generic set of questions... then go to a movie where we can't even talk to each other! Don't get me wrong, if we hang out and get along we can do that later. But it's like, I just met you! I don't think we should be going to movies together! LoL.

I prefer low key "date", get to know each other type scenarios. I'm always down with brown baggin through the streets of San Francisco dropping in a bar here and there and grabbing some food whenever. We don't have to get all dressed up and pretend were people we're not. Let's be ourselves and have fun.

anyways everyone has different taste and I can cater to a persons likings and am always up to try something new.

Reasons you should message me:
You like History Channel and Comedy Central.
You're down to grab a 24oz and walk somewhere cool like a park, graveyard, golf course, hills or the water.
You like ridding your bike.
You're into photography and need a co-ninja to go on picture taking missions with.
You have a great sense of humor.

Also please check out my website for my photography and more pictures of me.
http://oaklandmofo.com/photography.html