About me....on weekends (or on the occasional school night) you can find me shooting pool and talking trash, rousing the audience with my off-key, but energetic karaoke singing, astounding the world with my brilliance at useless trivia, or entertaining a group of people that end up staying until way past their bedtimes, drinking, laughing, and acting completely irresponsibly. I am self employed, which keeps me incredibly busy some times, but also gives me the freedom to do my own thing when I want.

I'm looking for fellow partners in crime for fun and adventure. A little bit of crazy is OK by me, but you must not have been raised by wolves, or have ever boiled a pet rabbit. I'm not looking for the Barbie Doll type girl - personality is more important than looks - but I am also a bit shallow in the typical guy ways ;)

I am not taking this too seriously, but I don't play mind games or troll people with messages just for an ego boost either. If you message me with something interesting, I will respond.

We'd break into a Ferrari dealership and hot wire the fastest wheels in the show room. After cutting donuts on I-40 and eluding the police, we'd haul ass to RDU and fly to the Caribbean. We'd sit on the beach and grill fresh caught lobster and shrimp, while I whispered sweet, romantic nothings in your ear. Then we'd sip on red wine and stare amazed at the falling sunset over the deep blue ocean.

Or we could just eat cold pizza and listen to Vanilla Ice.