How it works, if I put you in favorites and you don't like me after reading my profile, delete me! I'll get the message and you won't even have to type, blocks me from ever seeing you again either, see how thoughtful I am? DON'T write and tell me what an as_hole I am as it only proves my point! And you though I was some conservative tight as_!

I've tried a few approaches on here in the past but... nothing much seems to work. I realize this is a very "liberal" site where women are concerned. I've written to many and nothing. That said here's what you need to know about me, Starbucks sucks! I Like Dunkin' Donuts. I'm funny as all get out as some of you were thinking me a PITA. Being conservative doesn't mean prudish or controling, quite the opposite really. It's liberals that seek to control and make your lives a living hell hence what we're experiencing right now. I am single, have been single a long time, not a player but with all the gals I have in favorites one might think so, (remember delete if you aren't the one) just damn picky about who I want to spend my time with. I like the gal of my dreams to be thinner or nicely curved. Not really overweight. I'm no spring chicken and I realize we all grow bigger with age. I just "prefer" it that way, now don't get your panties in an uproar, I'll let you know if you aren't the one. I ain't rich, and probably under the current "rules of engagement" of this American Capitalist hating administration might not get the chance to ever be again but I can take care of myself and maybe even you "if'in I like ya!" What I say I have carefully thought about and mean, Once said, I don't retreat. Words mean things a wise man once said. If that's a problem for you, you still have the "Right" to quit reading now!

Thank goodness we cleared that up, Whew! Only the die hard conservative gals are reading now so...
It's real simple, Any Sarah Palin types out there( I like curvey!) Ann Coulter look alikes ( I like tall and thin!), Ann herself? Nothing like a good looking conservative gal that can think for herself!
I'd like either one of those in the lady that's for me. Also she had best believe in God. So to make it clear, I am Conservative, believe in God and my country and seek that in a woman also! Hope that clears some things up! This is the "No Lib Zone" as O'Riely might say if'in he weren't one! You also have to love motorcycles, boats, dogs, and the 2nd amendment. Most of womens frailties could be cured with a short trip to Front Sight in Nevada for a 2 or four day course in handgun self defense. The battered women, abused women, can't take care of themselves type, can and will learn to do just that there! My moms advice to a newlywed bride was if he tries to hurt you apply a cast iron skillet "liberally"(there's a good use for that word) to his head while sleeping!
Me? I'm a shorter version of the Duke, (I wish, HA!) Talk is cheap, actions speak louder than words. "Windage and elevation Mrs. Anderson, windage and elevation." From "The Undefeated". You know the one with the gay guy and the Duke. I like The Duke! Great American Values wrapped up in an American Man. Possibly a lovable little fuzzball? (Do you listen to Limbaugh, Hannity, Levin?) Ah come on, you know you want too! Knowledge is true power over all that befuddles us. In other words, if you're for me,you won't be fooled by all the BS!

I recently got a new home, a 29'Cal sailboat, small and cozy and sails real well, needs some TLC and a bit of work to be where I need her to be. No more land lubbing for me. I love being rocked to sleep, it's the violent awakenings I sometimes dislike! Have a motorcycle to ride on, a boat to glide on and alls I need now is a woman I can rely on. Poetry? Mother would be so proud. Any Takers, I mean Givers out there? CONSERVATIVE ONLY PLEASE. Non Smoker a must!!
Oh yeah, I forgot all the "Liberal" bull one needs to put in for a sucessful profile! (can you tell I really don't appreciate liberals?)
Hobbies? I like to run around 1/2 necked on my sailboat! Bike riding of course and earning a living is a pretty good hobby I aspire to also.
My Goals? Live to see Obama run out of my country and back to Kenya where he's from. This is NOT the LARGEST MUSLIM nation in the world mr president.
What makes me unique? My Mom and Dad brought me up right, don't lie, don't cheat, don't steal! I am what I am and that's all that I am, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, toot toot!
Music, Lyrics above, I don't need no stinkin' music, I make my own music!(anything but Rap, my buddy has me listening to the Blues now that Obama's in charge)
Now that's what happens when someone else tries to tell me what I "MUST" do to have someone else be attracted to me! HA!!
Me? If you don't like me should I be upset? God loves me!
God, Guns and Guts made America free, I'll fight to keep all three! If you comprehend all this write me! Have a very Non Obama Day! Keep yourself laughing, Pray for our Troops, and most importantly ladies, keep your powder dry! I am hugable, loveable and a down right sexy handsome dude, if I do say so myself! I do have a few "Lady Friends" but they are just that, FRIENDS. There ain't nothin' dirty goin' on to quote Dolly!

Mostly on a first date I like to go for a bike ride, if you have a bike too that's even better, and have a meal, waterfront preferably, have you been to Snook Haven on a Sunday, Stan's in Goodland, Pine Island on the weekend? Let's talk about ourselves and see what makes each other tick.

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