Women between the ages of, say, 19 and 40, if I can have your attention for a brief moment, I would like to present something to you: me! I just got this new shirt back from the cleaners, I showered and shaved, and I'm sporting a nice new haircut. They even put some gel in it. I got plenty of sleep last night and the light in here at this moment is just right. This is me in my prime. I'm looking sharp and feeling fine. Be warned, though, it's all going to be downhill from here on out. This is as handsome as I'm gonna get. So who among you is going to be the one to take a crack at this?

Hmmm, what would I do for a first date.... Well, I would offer up a lunch date. That way if we hit it off, we still have all night to be together.

And, well, I guess there's a chance we won't hit it off. So, if that happens, we still have the rest of the night to forget about how bad lunch was!

It's pretty perfect actually.