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Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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Interests
| Selectively using punctuation | defending the helpless from oncoming hoardes of army ants with just a spoon and garden hose | Being 25% more absorbant than the leading brand | | Refusing to eat anything with vitamin B in it | disproving the heliocentric model of the universe | Winning at atari games | | | |
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About Me
"You know relationships are a lot like those little packets of condiments you get at fast food restaurants. They're these magical little things that last forever on a shelf but once you open them up they just go bad really fast. I just don't understand condiments."
I'm A mercenary (Hired by Terrorist Monkeys) Who Enjoys The Following (Put In Random Order Not Specifying Level Of Enjoyment); Taking every things temperature in Kelvins, Breaking Stuff, Getting Kicked Out of Places, Watching Movies, Being an endangered species, Farting then Walking Away, Refusing to pass Go when playing Monopoly, Wearing a monocle , Bench pressing major appliances, strictly using #3 pencils, refusing to peel string cheese....All The Good Suff
First Date
We would go to a park. A park with a very tiny zoo. Normal sized animals just the zoo is really tiny. After looking at the animals in the tiny zoo we would take a walk past the playground and maybe share a laugh as we watch a child fall down or maybe get injured and cry. From there we would go down to the river and skip rocks for an undetermined period of time.
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