LIFE WASN'T MEANT TO BE SLEAZY.

UPDATE: 08.10.09 - Found someone who is not married, engaged, emotionally unavailable or bonking the boss. I just described the last 4 people I met on PoF. That's their choice... not mine.

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I will eventually find someone who can stop clicking on [next], wants something more fulfilling than online entertainment and wants a two-legged reason to remove her profile from dating sites , someone who's not into one-night stands; someone who, putting modesty aside, can honestly say they are attractive and intelligent; someone positive, sharp and crisp; someone who is not unduly damaged, broken, fragile, touchy or insecure; someone comfortably balancing their responsibilities to friends, work, finances and family; someone pragmatic, candid and radically honest with a firm grip on reality and living life with integrity yet fun, playful and frisky; someone who would welcome the holding of hands in public like a pair of love-struck teenagers; someone who is not a commitment-coward if we are succesful in reigniting each others spark mechanisms; someone who is looking forward to intelligent conversation, affection, romance, consistency, pride, honour, respect and freedom to be ourselves and stand for everything we want in a relationship, someone who is free to become my best friend, partner, lover, and confidante.

Well, that's what I'm looking for... putting myself out there to see who shows up. :) I really don't think I'm asking for too much...

"Looking for a whole cookie."

Surround yourself with cookies
But not the broken kind
Surround yourself with whole ones
With a heart, a soul, a mind

Whenever you meet a cookie
With bits all chipped away
Be warm and kind and smiling
As you bid him a firm 'Good day'.

If your friends are broken cookies
Crumbs are all you'll find
They're sure to insult your intelligence
And crumble up your mind.

They say "Two halves can make a whole."
But with cookies you can't be sure
for the half he lacks may be the one
that you've been looking for

So surround yourself with whole cookies
The company's always good
And one is sure to notice you
This must be understood

And be a good little cookie
Be as whole as you can be
For somewhere there's a wholesome cookie
To may "You" and "Him" a "We".

from "Look at your Life" (c) Me, 94-09.

If you ticked all the imaginary boxes above and are within two cooees of Rydalmere and would like me meet for a coffee or a drink I will say 'Yes'.

Message me if you haven't just googled 'bonk buddy dot com'. ;)

Mike